scottsdad Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I nominate Steve Wood for imminent testicle attachment surgery. This guy needs to grow a pair and tell the whale living in his house to get a life. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2507072/Paranoid-woman-Debbi-Wood-suffering-Othello-Syndrome-forces-fianc-lie-detector-test.html Any other nominees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Big gus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drooper Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Its neuro-surgery you require for reading the Daily Mail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Its neuro-surgery you require for reading the Daily Mail Very much this. Never sully my eyes with a Daily Mail link again, please, OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I was tempted to click to see if he was genuinely living with a whale, but when you hover over it, it seems to be 'paranoid woman Debbie Wood' as opposed to Shamu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I was tempted to click to see if he was genuinely living with a whale, but when you hover over it, it seems to be 'paranoid woman Debbie Wood' as opposed to Shamu. Interesting fact about Shamu; it's not actually a killer whale at all, or indeed a whale. It's actually three men inside a clever costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 To be fair, she's every right to be jealous. Steve is very much a "looker" and must be beating off the clunge with a shitty stick. Aye, Mr Luvva Luvva is a bit of a prize catch alright ! I don't know who I feel more sorry for, him, her, or us poor saps who I'm guessing are funding their lifestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I'd lie like f**k to screw about with the lie detector just to fucking freak the fat boot out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 And she steals his pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I'd make her take the lie detector test and ask if she had ever broken a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I'm afraid - can they breed? At least they bought poppies, and then splattered them all over the living room wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I nominate Steve Wood for imminent testicle attachment surgery. This guy needs to grow a pair and tell the whale living in his house to get a life. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2507072/Paranoid-woman-Debbi-Wood-suffering-Othello-Syndrome-forces-fianc-lie-detector-test.html Any other nominees? The whale is a Mumsnet moderator I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Jealously even in its mild form is something I cannot tolerate with a girlfriend. All the obsessing and prying is more likely to drive someone to cheat then stick around and be driven insane by that shit. If they're going to cheat then they're going to cheat. All the worrying in the world won't change that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Itzdrk's name was changed in order to protect his identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 What the f**k would you even do with that fat mess? Wouldn't know wether to pump it or climb it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 What the f**k would you even do with that fat mess? Wouldn't know wether to pump it or climb it. Wrestling. If you were to get in aboot her, and she was on top, you have to construct a special 'f**k scaffolding' for her to perch on to take her weight but still allow maximum penitration. It's on that Grand Designs program next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Wrestling. If you were to get in aboot her, and she was on top, you have to construct a special 'f**k scaffolding' for her to perch on to take her weight but still allow maximum penitration. It's on that Grand Designs program next week. I had a mate who used to say "If I can lift it I'll pump it!" Luckily he didn't have a forklift license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I had a mate who used to say "If I can lift it I'll pump it!" Luckily he didn't have a forklift license. A good policy, but what if he worked out and got stronger? He'd look and feel better, but would then have to fire about more horrors. Also if he got lighter and weaker, would he have to pass on a nice lady because he was too weak. I admire this brave policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 What the f**k would you even do with that fat mess? Wouldn't know wether to pump it or climb it. least if you climb on her arse there's somewhere to stick yer flagpole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I had a mate who used to say "If I can lift it I'll pump it!" Luckily he didn't have a forklift license. His career as a removal man was messily short lived..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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