welshbairn Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Cheers. Never had any complaints. Automatic promotion to the top league (after reconstruction ) to any one who can correctly identify me in that line-up. But be warned, automatic relegation to the bottom shop for anyone who gets it wrong. @SlipperyP ... this is the kinda play-off shit we need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'm saying nothing so I can give other people the chance. There's a big prize up for grabs. Edit: And just to make it interesting for those guaranteed top-flight status next season already - I'm also offering to go and greenie a handful of your previous posts (I'm calling it a reverse LincolnHearts) 9 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Most of those c***s must be on the register. Agreed. Except one. Edited July 20, 2018 by Cardinal Richelieu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Agreed. Except one. Dennis Norden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, DublinMagyar said: 11 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Agreed. Except one. Dennis Norden Tempted to take that as a guess, but won't be a dick (for once!) Dennis Norden ... yet another one of those ones you're convinced died a decade ago, yet is still going strong (well, he's still alive, I can't vouch for his bench-pressing prowess). Edited July 20, 2018 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 29 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Most of those c***s must be on the register. I was going to say something similar but couldn't land on a plural of One For The Watching that sounded satisfying. Ones For The Watching? One For The Watchings? Eleven For The Watching (giving Vorderman a pass here)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 36 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'd agree with this. The Cardinal has always struck me as the sort of man whose hairline would be above the middle of the Countdown clock. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tynierose said: You boys are getting warm. @Audaces Fortuna Juvat was also on countdown and he is definitely OFTW. Did he take his twin along? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 The chap next to big easy that’s been guessed, him with the indie band haircut that looks quite out of place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: Most of those c***s must be on the register. Most of them are dead. Especially his Eminence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 f**k it im a gambler.....I'll guess the one with luscious locks (in comparison to the others) the liam gallagher lookalike to the left of the cloc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpma Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, MSU said: I was going to say something similar but couldn't land on a plural of One For The Watching that sounded satisfying. Ones For The Watching? One For The Watchings? Eleven For The Watching (giving Vorderman a pass here)? I'd watch Vorderman for you, if it wasn't for the restraining order. His Eminence is clearly the good looking one, nothing more needs to be said imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 I'd watch Vorderman for you, if it wasn't for the restraining order. [emoji20] His Eminence is clearly the good looking one and his best brown v-neck sweater, nothing more needs to be said imo.FTFY. Relegation impending. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastecoatwilly Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 for friday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 FTFY. Relegation impending. Threaten a breakaway league.....let the diddies suffer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 He's clearly the one on the left fingerblasting Dent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 (edited) So it's time for your league tables and the answer to the hottest competition question ... identify your favourite Cardinal from P+B. We're also moving to a new 10,10,10ish league format, so it really is all happening. Anyway, leagues first. In the interests of fairness, there will still be one promotion / relegation in each league. There will no play-offs since SlipperyP has bigger fish to fry ... therefore, from the Premiership / SWL, 3 go down and 1 comes up. edit: Just realised that doesn't work. Oh well... it'll all sort itself out. Well done to MSU in the Premiership. 8 titles an achievement. AFJ gets his 11th 2nd which is also an achievement, although not such a good one. Salvo is AWOL, I'm in the relegation spot ... and, Christ, that's three people in the running for the other relegation spot. This is going to be a bugger's muddle to sort out. More on that in a moment. In the SWL, well done to Tyniepenis who gets a medal. And only he gets promoted. Nae joy to Welshbairn, but serves you right for commenting on a bird's norks. Same rules here ... so Ross, BWV and Ziggy all descend. And in the sorry looking soon-to-be-revamped, BHL, SlipperyP has every right to feel diddled as he is misses out on promotion. Leeds Saint is up though. Might have to cull those names if they don't appear next week (apart from The_Kincardine ... every league needs a strong Rangers Kincardine). Bonus question answer to follow ... Edited July 21, 2018 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 (edited) So, your bonus question was .. which one am I in this picture? 13 hours ago, welshbairn said: 12 hours ago, MSU said: I'd agree with this. The Cardinal has always struck me as the sort of man whose hairline would be above the middle of the Countdown clock. 12 hours ago, NJ2 said: The chap next to big easy that’s been guessed, him with the indie band haircut that looks quite out of place. 11 hours ago, pleslie99 said: f**k it im a gambler..... I'll guess the one with luscious locks (in comparison to the others) the liam gallagher lookalike to the left of the cloc 11 hours ago, Helpma said: His Eminence is clearly the good looking one, nothing more needs to be said imo. 8 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: He's clearly the one on the left fingerblasting Dent. The correct answer is, of course, none of them. That's quite obviously the last 8 which I never reached. The fact that Barry Norman isn't in the picture should have been a clue... plus the fact that there is all the Xmas decorations that coincided with the season's finales. Welshbairn, MSU, NJ2, pleslie99 and Helpma (who didn't actually identify a specific person but nobody likes a crawler) are all relegated to the basement league. By happy coincidence, it means I retain my Premiership status. So next season, the league tables will be as follows: Premiershit Audaces Fortuna Juvat DublinMagyar Cowden0 The DA Peasy23 Scotfree Tyniedick German Jag Cardinal Richelieu Salvo Mantalbano SWL Edmund blackislekillie LincolnHearts gkneil Alang1993 Leeds Saint Ross. Ziggy SlipperyP The Captain BHL Helpma pleslie99 NJ2 Welshbairn MSU CaspianChris wastecoatwilly Jacksgranda ArmadaleKillie The_Kincardine BigBo10 Dyl Aidan I can't imagine anyone will have any complaints about this, but just in case, I'm going into hiding. Edited July 21, 2018 by Cardinal Richelieu 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 And with that all future world cups were cancelled 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 So, your bonus question was .. which one am I in this picture? The correct answer is, of course, none of them. That's quite obviously the last 8 which I never reached. The fact that Barry Norman isn't in the picture should have been a clue... plus the fact that there is all the Xmas decorations that coincided with the season's finales. Welshbairn, MSU, NJ2, pleslie99 and Helpma (who didn't actually identify a specific person but nobody likes a crawler) are all relegated to the basement league. By happy coincidence, it means I retain my Premiership status. So next season, the league tables will be as follows:Premiershit Audaces Fortuna Juvat DublinMagyar Cowden0 The DA Peasy23 Scotfree Tyniedick German Jag Cardinal Richelieu Salvo Mantalbano SWL Edmund blackislekillie LincolnHearts gkneil Alang1993 Leeds Saint Ross. Ziggy SlipperyP The Captain BHL Helpma pleslie99 NJ2 Welshbairn MSU CaspianChris wastecoatwilly Jacksgranda ArmadaleKillie The_Kincardine BigBo10 Dyl Aidan I can't imagine anyone will have any complaints about this, but just in case, I'm going into hiding. More corrupt than fifa this. Ah well everyone likes a promotion attempt. No fun in the top league 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 I've been relegated out of existence. Going to have to come back as The Bully Wee Villa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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