TheGreenElves Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Which one? Tom Jones or Will I Am? I doubt WILL.I.AM would last five minutes in my local Tom Jones would probably be ok. Stevie McCrorie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Racist pub is it? Anyway, I saw Stevie and thought he was very good. A few stirling uni students go there, so quite possibly. The fact his music is pish and he's an idiot does him no favours as well though. Aye, he's talented and seems a good guy, so I hope he goes far 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 That bint on 'The Chase' being first up, yet deciding to go for £1. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I urge everyone who hasn't seen it to watch the ITV2 show 'Psych'. Trust me, it's great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 (edited) I'm strangely drawn to "First Dates" where the programme is essentially blind dates in some swanky London restaurant. There are CCTV cameras in the toilets, so you get to hear the daft 'phone calls that the daters make to their mates, and the wee chats they have to themselves (I don't think they know they are being filmed there). One girl last week..."Would I like to high-five my "female bits" into his face? You bet I would!" Edited to add..."female bits" isn't what I wrote, but the site automatically replaced what I wrote (which wasn't actually too bad) with "John McVeigh is a tit". Seriously. What I wrote starts with an m Edited March 25, 2015 by Hampden Diehard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 The chase "How many years in a diamond jubilee?" Contestant "silver" ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 25, 2015 Author Share Posted March 25, 2015 I'm strangely drawn to "First Dates" where the programme is essentially blind dates in some swanky London restaurant. There are CCTV cameras in the toilets, so you get to hear the daft 'phone calls that the daters make to their mates, and the wee chats they have to themselves (I don't think they know they are being filmed there). One girl last week..."Would I like to high-five my "female bits" into his face? You bet I would!" Edited to add..."female bits" isn't what I wrote, but the site automatically replaced what I wrote (which wasn't actually too bad) with "John McVeigh is a tit". Seriously. What I wrote starts with a minge HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 (edited) eeeeeeeeeverything about that shitey 888.com advert 1. being on an intercity train to go and watch a match in a pub 2. lads banter from a group of men presumably nearing their 40s 3. communicating via text although there is a chance they are mute i suppose. 4. just make a bet with each other instead of you both using a shitty online bookies 5. wearing club colours to go and watch a match in the pub 6. they are all c***s 7. that thing i first noticed in adverts on in the world cup where c***s in clean pressed shirts tucked into their dress trousers and disney prince fucking hairdos sit and watch football together. Edited March 25, 2015 by invergowrie arab 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) "Cashing in", compelling documentary series from BBC Scotland on the succesful high street franchise business, Cash Converters. Mostly just laughing at smelly folk but. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b05ndplq Edited March 26, 2015 by gavin_3110 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 eeeeeeeeeverything about that shitey 888.com advert 1. being on an intercity train to go and watch a match in a pub 2. lads banter from a group of men presumably nearing their 40s 3. communicating via text although there is a chance they are mute i suppose. 4. just make a bet with each other instead of you both using a shitty online bookies 5. wearing club colours to go and watch a match in the pub 6. they are all c***s 7. that thing i first noticed in adverts on in the world cup where c***s in clean pressed shirts tucked into their dress trousers and disney prince fucking hairdos sit and watch football together. Sounds like typical old firm fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) The advert with the guy cooking beef stew and has to use his fucking iPad and say "ok google, show me beef stew". Just f**k off, truly awful. Did Google show a photo of Hope Solo's m!nge? Edited March 27, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 eeeeeeeeeverything about that shitey 888.com advert 1. being on an intercity train to go and watch a match in a pub 2. lads banter from a group of men presumably nearing their 40s 3. communicating via text although there is a chance they are mute i suppose. 4. just make a bet with each other instead of you both using a shitty online bookies 5. wearing club colours to go and watch a match in the pub 6. they are all c***s 7. that thing i first noticed in adverts on in the world cup where c***s in clean pressed shirts tucked into their dress trousers and disney prince fucking hairdos sit and watch football together. Most of those are pretty cringe but I quite like watching Scotland games in the pub with my Scotland top on It isn't that bad surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 The advert with the guy cooking beef stew and has to use his fucking iPad and say "ok google, show me beef stew". Just f**k off, truly awful. All those adverts. "Ok Google, show me a ladybird cake" Surely the best thing to do would be to look at it before you made it, you thick arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Judge Rinder on STV at 2pm, terrible programme but slightly funny at times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectre Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 the problem with these adverts is there trying to sell something which although is kinda cool, its also useless. There Job is to try and make voice command seem useful and this just results in terrible adverts here is Amazon's attempt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkOCeAtKHIc which thankfully isn't on tv. No, I never watched the whole thing either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 "Cashing in", compelling documentary series from BBC Scotland on the succesful high street franchise business, Cash Converters. Mostly just laughing at smelly folk but. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b05ndplq Sent me into a rage the other night for a few reasons. The family who had no money for gas yet had money for fags and the fact they were all running about in Celtic tops to. Oh and the youngest being pregnant again and sitting smoking. Raaaage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Winner bingo ads with some weird guy and a fucking stuffed owl. Makes no sense and isn't funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Judge Rinder on STV at 2pm, terrible programme but slightly funny at times. I've seen it a couple times and although a blatant judge judy rip off it is okay in parts. He's a weird looking c**t though. I watch it quite often and enjoy it overall. There's at least one or two weird fuckers on it a week though. There was a guy called Ink Land King Body Art the Extreme Ink-Ite on it. There's also been a few money-hungry tit models on it as well. Far too many c***s just on it to get their gob on the telly. It does nothing to counter the inevitable arguments that it's all faked. Judge Rinder has some pretty good banter to be fair though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 What a lovely skirt. Why thank you, I made it myself. Whats this? Its for you to go to school. Utter schmalzy pish from HSBC , saved only by a cracking song from the singer of Sigur Ros in the background. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 The dart board Leonard and Sheldon have in Big Bang theory. Just why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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