Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Your wife deserves everything she gets for leaving a bag on the couch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Your wife deserves everything she gets for leaving a bag on the couch. Said the same thing. She got zero sympathy from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Being cute 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 On a similar note, would like to get a new sofa, can't do it though, as it would be scratched to f**k within a fortnight. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: On a similar note, would like to get a new sofa, can't do it though, as it would be scratched to f**k within a fortnight. We're in the same boat - just replaced ours a few months ago, but luckily enough she came round to my way of thinking that dropping the guts of a grand on something that in a year is going to look like it's been used for bayonet practice wasn't the way to go. Ended up getting a second-hand one in great nick from Gumtree for a couple of hundred. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Myself and my better half were at an all day wedding on Saturday. She had purchased a brand new bag type thingy for the occassion. When we got home she dumped her bag on the couch and woke up the next morning to find the demon that is Norman had taken a liking to said new bag. I felt for the wee c**t as he felt the wrath of her on a seething rampage, it's actually quite reassuring having someone else around the house who knows what it feels like. The men of the BBPF household stick together... That was until the wee fucker tried the same with my laptop bag from work. There is now a human v cat divide and Norman has us on the ropes. He rules this gaff. Looks like it needs to complete the game of naughts and crosses. Or has it drawn a hash sign 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, superbigal said: Looks like it needs to complete the game of naughts and crosses. Or has it drawn a hash sign #getyerfuckingbagoffthecouchandhangitup 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Muffy not as dense as first thought. Asked him to try and shut up the wee birds that make such a racket in the morning and he duly obliged. Its head must have been tasty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 The old man was a volunteer at the Scottish Mining Museum in Newtongrange. They had a few semi-feral cats around the place to keep the mice down and he took a picture of this one: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Wouldn't mess with that fucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Muffy ripping the head off it.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 The wee man taking it easy in the sunshine, no doubt tired after trying to eat all the plants and sneak onto next door's balcony 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 I’m so hot I want to show you my tiny penis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m so hot I want to show you my tiny penis. Why did you add the cat picture? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 15 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Why did you add the cat picture? Sorry, it was the wrong pic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m so hot I want to show you my tiny penis. Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Resting/watching pigeon on fence. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Resting/watching pigeon on fence. Poised, like a coiled spring! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Muffy more of a lover than a fighter but he has some big grey moggy muscling in on his turf and has been scrapping a bit. All hell breaking loose this morning and expected to see him missing a leg or an ear. Strolled in through the cat flap no more flustered than if he’d just had an 8 hour kip on the sofa. Think he’s got too much in his locker for the big lardy cats. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Muffy more of a lover than a fighter but he has some big grey moggy muscling in on his turf and has been scrapping a bit. All hell breaking loose this morning and expected to see him missing a leg or an ear. Strolled in through the cat flap no more flustered than if he’d just had an 8 hour kip on the sofa. Think he’s got too much in his locker for the big lardy cats. Just as I was leaving the house on Wednesday evening our two got into an epic scrap. Tried to break it up initially with no success as it was just a ball of cats rolling about the hallway, and then thought f**k it and watched the show. Jake the Maine Coon fights like one of those fat baldy English football fans you see throwing chairs about town squares - every move telegraphed and continually trying to land big haymakers that never hit the target. Woody the wee black DSH fights like one of those MMA fighter-looking Russian football hooligans that were at the last Euros - wait for the opponent to make a mistake, get inside them and land half a dozen rapid. Went four rounds, I scored it Woody 4 Jake 0. And a whole lot of Jake fur on the carpet. As an afterthought, can't wait for the World Cup... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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