Shandon Par Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 “Hey book. How you dissolve your owner in acid after you have killed him in his sleep for making you wear a stupid bow tie?”Looks like I'm safe then.... And free next weekend also [emoji16] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: I TOLD him it wasn't a snake.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Anyone else's cat do really squeaky farts when taking a sh*t? This guy does. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, stevieKTID said: Anyone else's cat do really squeaky farts when taking a sh*t? This guy does. I have literally never heard or smelt a cat fart. Think they must go away and hide. My cat is seething if he gets witnessed shiting in his tray, and when he is outside I have absolutely no idea where he goes for one. It's not my garden though [emoji1] Edited March 11, 2021 by Bairnardo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I have literally never heard or smelt a cat fart. Think they must go away and hide. My cat is seething if he gets witnesses shiting in his tray, and when he is outside I have absolutely no idea where he goes for one. It's not my garden though Monty has always been a little farter, usually silent, the squeaky ones crack me up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Settee or floor again. M8. Night night cunto. Thank you. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 (edited) Subtle hint to get the cat flap put in. Edited March 15, 2021 by Alert Mongoose 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 On 11/03/2021 at 20:10, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Settee or floor again. M8. Night night cunto. Thank you. @Sebu would be proud of you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 You'd think they actually liked each other... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 11 hours ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: @Sebu would be proud of you. Merci beaucoup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 More subtle reminders about getting the cat flap in. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Appears to have woken up as a meerkat. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Appears to have woken up as a meerkat. Just another subtle reminder. Check and see if Compare the Meerkat do cat flap price comparison. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Isaac Newton is said to have invented the cat flap but like a lot of British "traditions" this seems to be a load of shite made up in the 19th Century. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Beastly say dem Birds ain't getting to eat anytime soon. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Ffs I've just worked out where she fecks off to. A lovely warm kip in next doors derelict greenhouse. In the middle of a plant pot. Must be toasty. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Only likely to be one winner here: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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