bob the tank Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 He has a bottle of cherryade by his door, so he can't be any older than 21. Could it be the legendary Moray Cup perhaps???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Look at the nick of the soles of his feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Wid not .ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1467580295.630574.jpg Is that the boy who also did the "we have voted for Brexit" video whilst bollock naked? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Is that the boy who also did the "we have voted for Brexit" video whilst bollock naked? I'd tagged him as a leave voter within two seconds of seeing that photo tbh. Most definitely not Moray Cup also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I'd tagged him as a leave voter within two seconds of seeing that photo tbh. Most definitely not Moray Cup also. It's quite the scene, waving an England flag about singing some made-up jive about voting Brexit, whilst his micropenis is barely visible despite it being so close to the camera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Got to wonder who's taking the picture. Maw I need a photo fur ma tinder!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiesquirrel Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 What a shite couch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 What a shite couch. Agree! Looks like something you would find in a conservatorie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Got to wonder who's taking the picture. Maw I need a photo fur ma tinder!! She takes his , he takes hers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 She takes his , he takes hers She, of course, being his mum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelJag Posted July 4, 2016 Author Share Posted July 4, 2016 Having started this a year ago, here is my advice. Yer profile has to be a vain as possible. I know its not fun but you need the most pretentious photos you can find of yourself. It doesn’t matter if you went to machu picchu or drink craft ales, you need an honest to god, good looking dicked photo. Tinder is based on vanity so if you don’t yield to it, your left with the skellys. Only swipe left to the ones that you know you aren’t going talk to. The golden age of swiping right rampantly in tinder is over. We now live in time of austerity so if you know the girl isn’t worth talking to or bold enough to talk to you the punt her. Be selective in your conversation. Too many eggs in the basket will lead to pretty a lot of rotten eggs that you cant eat again. Pick your victims and try to be unique with every opener as most girls are over encumbered by a mass of generic messages. If she has any conversational bait on her profile then take it. If not then figure out an opener that you don’t hate in your head. Example: “Did you prefer Bugs Life or Antz?†Do not ask for a date or whatever you want within a day. Its a myth that, that is the desired protocol. If a girl wants a shag then she will ask you after you have been talking to her. Tinder is overwhelmed with shitty pickup lines and cringey whit that the best way is honestly just to talk about no generic topics. If you cant do it with a girl then move on to another because If you have hours to think of a reply and cant think of one then f**k meeting that person on a date. When you pull the trigger, have a strong idea of where you shall take her. It has to be drinking because coffee dates are a killzone. Make sure its a decent watering hall with decent seating and without loud music and queues. Also, get there early and tell her where your seating so neither of you have to do the awkward scan for 5 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 I read that in the voice of swisstony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Just split up with the missus, frantically reinstalling this to see what I've been missing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Just split up with the missus, frantically reinstalling this to see what I've been missing What's your missus up to the night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: What's your missus up to the night? She'll be at Underground tomorrow night, fire on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Signed up for POF today. 40 'would meet ya' and 13 messages. This shit is easy. Move to Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Get them aw pumped, Deeboy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 eh'll treh. Eh'll treh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 TGIG has seen proof. This is so easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 What a time to be alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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