Gaz FFC Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 😅😅😅😅😅😅 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Is it wrong that I got a semi half way through that story? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 cracking story 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Is it wrong that I got a semi half way through that story? Just a semi? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I've never used Tinder but that story makes me want to get involved tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 That is an outstanding story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 See that lassie for another date and the story could be up there with 'GLOVES'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 The tounge to tounge is put on hold for while, as my 'date' is getting tucked in to some chips - she decided to feed me some I'm getting an image of her picking chips from the chippy bag and "romantically" placing them in your mouth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I had a Tinder meetup last Wednesday, it was certainly interesting to say the least. I met the lucky lady for a few drinks, after a few drinks she informed me that she was going to her friend's(who wasn't even in the pub) house, she invited me to join her. I accepted her offer. Anyway, we were off to the bus stop; whilst waiting for the bus, she goes in for a kiss, I turn my cheek on her as I wasn't sure whether she was looking for a 'pull' or a kiss on the cheek - she soon informs me afterwards that she was looking for some tounge to tounge, so I duly obliged & I was having her tonsils for supper whilst at the bus stop. We get to the friend's house, but it soon becomes apparent that the house is a shit tip. I get greeted in the living room by; the friend, the friend's mother, empty wrappers of tobacco & food etc, a mattress on the floor & NCIS on the tv. The lassie who I had met in the pub was sitting on the mattress & invited to me sit on it with her, I reluctantly accepted her invitation; she instantly came in for a wee cuddle, but that was the calm before the storm. Around five minutes into this rather awkward social gathering, my cuddle buddy decided to go all in for some more tounge to tounge, so picture the scene - I am playing tonsil tennis with this lassie(who at the time is also stroking my tadger underneath the covers), this is all going on whilst the friend & the mother are still in the same room. We go on & on playing some tonsil tennis, my tadger is getting some stagefright; as you can imagine, being watched by two people is rather off-putting. There is some sophistication brought to the night when her friend farts quite loudly The tounge to tounge is put on hold for while, as my 'date' is getting tucked in to some chips - she decided to feed me some, In the back of my head I am fearing that I may contract salmonlela from eating something that had been cooked in this house, which wouldn't look out of place in Trainspotting. At this time I am having a bit of contrived conversation with the mother in the room, I am struggling to find something to discuss, so we end up talking about hot chocolate & she informs me that she got a bargain in pound stretchers, the bargain being Galaxy hot chocolate for 25p; only the two weeks out-of-date, but not enough to deter this lady from buying it :lol: The clock strikes eleven & it is time to go home, I leave my meet at the bus stop to a kiss & a pleasant exchange of 'see you soon' etc, sadly I don't think she was digging a bit of Southside Hibee anymore the day after... The search continues... When I make this into a porno you're not getting a penny. NOT A PENNY! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Bairn Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I had a Tinder meetup last Wednesday, it was certainly interesting to say the least. I met the lucky lady for a few drinks, after a few drinks she informed me that she was going to her friend's(who wasn't even in the pub) house, she invited me to join her. I accepted her offer. Anyway, we were off to the bus stop; whilst waiting for the bus, she goes in for a kiss, I turn my cheek on her as I wasn't sure whether she was looking for a 'pull' or a kiss on the cheek - she soon informs me afterwards that she was looking for some tounge to tounge, so I duly obliged & I was having her tonsils for supper whilst at the bus stop. We get to the friend's house, but it soon becomes apparent that the house is a shit tip. I get greeted in the living room by; the friend, the friend's mother, empty wrappers of tobacco & food etc, a mattress on the floor & NCIS on the tv. The lassie who I had met in the pub was sitting on the mattress & invited to me sit on it with her, I reluctantly accepted her invitation; she instantly came in for a wee cuddle, but that was the calm before the storm. Around five minutes into this rather awkward social gathering, my cuddle buddy decided to go all in for some more tounge to tounge, so picture the scene - I am playing tonsil tennis with this lassie(who at the time is also stroking my tadger underneath the covers), this is all going on whilst the friend & the mother are still in the same room. We go on & on playing some tonsil tennis, my tadger is getting some stagefright; as you can imagine, being watched by two people is rather off-putting. There is some sophistication brought to the night when her friend farts quite loudly The tounge to tounge is put on hold for while, as my 'date' is getting tucked in to some chips - she decided to feed me some, In the back of my head I am fearing that I may contract salmonlela from eating something that had been cooked in this house, which wouldn't look out of place in Trainspotting. At this time I am having a bit of contrived conversation with the mother in the room, I am struggling to find something to discuss, so we end up talking about hot chocolate & she informs me that she got a bargain in pound stretchers, the bargain being Galaxy hot chocolate for 25p; only the two weeks out-of-date, but not enough to deter this lady from buying it :lol: The clock strikes eleven & it is time to go home, I leave my meet at the bus stop to a kiss & a pleasant exchange of 'see you soon' etc, sadly I don't think she was digging a bit of Southside Hibee anymore the day after... The search continues... I just spunked in my pants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 When I was on Tinder I was on a batting average of about 8/10 for banging. I am quite a good looking guy though..do the less aesthetically pleasing guys still find that your average Tinder woman is pretty cock hungry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I met my current gf through pof which is surprising because pof is full of absolute fucktards but she isn't one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 It's generally how it works these days. I used to find the whole Internet Dating thing cringey, then found out all my mates were on it when I moved back home after a year in England. Signed up, messaged a couple of burds a few weeks after joining and met up with a Lassie that was well out of my league who only herself had just joined it the week before after moving back to Scotland after working abroad for 5 years... Think you all know the end result At lunch time in my work all the lads are on their phones swiping and messaging away, one of the lads in particular just shags anything with a pulse. He even had to put a temporary stop to dates until Pay Day as he is skint and tired because of all his dates / shagging!! And we're all on really good salaries so he's obviously spent a fuckin fortune Not sure if those are actually called hookers. By the sounds of things he messages hookers or should consider it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I met my current gf through pof which is surprising because pof is full of absolute fucktards but she isn't one. It's like something out a romantic movie the way you tell it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I'm getting an image of her picking chips from the chippy bag and "romantically" placing them in your mouth Poking her fingers into his mouth so he can lick the salt off her fingers that moments ago were caressing his baws through his trousers. What an image. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t1t3h Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 When I was on Tinder I was on a batting average of about 8/10 for banging. I am quite a good looking guy though..do the less aesthetically pleasing guys still find that your average Tinder woman is pretty cock hungry? Pretty much... I'm not really having any trouble so far once you get talking to someone. POF is much better if you just want a ride though but like most people had said, it's full of Phsyco's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 He'd probably save a fortune, especially considering Dinner and Drinks for 2 can easily add up to over £100. He'd also improve his success rate to 100%. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Hibee Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I'm getting an image of her picking chips from the chippy bag and "romantically" placing them in your mouth Sadly it was only undercooked oven chips, we weren't classy enough for chips from a chippy :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Sadly it was only undercooked oven chips, we weren't classy enough for chips from a chippy :lol: Undercooked? She no read the instructions on the box? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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