Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 That. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 FFS Airdrie Onion's been banned that's one less poster on the boxing thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I second this, I was asked why officers on our ships wear diamonds & stripes on their shoulders as a rank marking, I of course replied with "because diamonds are a girls best friend". Fortunately she was reasonably sharp and giggled. Subsequently I pumped her. You old sailor, you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I second this, I was asked why officers on our ships wear diamonds & stripes on their shoulders as a rank marking, I of course replied with "because diamonds are a girls best friend". Fortunately she was reasonably sharp and giggled. Subsequently I pumped her. Elderly widows on cruise ships eh, always worth a go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Elderly widows on cruise ships eh, always worth a go. Worst comes to worst she'll stick me in her will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Not on it anymore but I was last year. Went out with a different woman every night one week except for the Thursday where I chilled out.......and tried to save cash. Was texting up to 10 at a time, was stressfull and confusing- too much like hard work. If I see someone I know and I'd pump them then I swiped right, if I wouldn't then I swiped left. 22-46 Done a power on it, surprised my knob never fell off. Met some cracking lassies, some stunning lassies, some catfished me (still pumped them) and some utter crackpots and stalkers, ^^^ VL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual Insanity Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 (RIP in peace) Never forget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Alannah? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Alannah? https://twitter.com/Shooter4x/status/634752475262787584 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Gavin Robertson is in Scotland but his Twitter is totally devoted to Arsenal. Whopper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 He seems like a massive bell end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Who's Gavin Robertson? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Met a few girls off Tinder but they've all been totally nuts. Maybe because I'm an ugly b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Who's Gavin Robertson? Exactly, a nobody. More of Alannah please. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 At the age of 22, I'm talking to a girl on this about DIY at 1 o'clock on a Friday morning and I'm not even trolling. I need to sort my fucking life out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 At the age of 22, I'm talking to a girl on this about DIY at 1 o'clock on a Friday morning and I'm not even trolling. I need to sort my fucking life out. Did you mention your power tool? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I sold this Makita cordless power drill in the local paper. And then six months later, I received the very same one back as a Christmas present from my brother-in-law, minus the power pack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Met a few girls off Tinder but they've all been totally nuts. Maybe because I'm an ugly b*****d. The general rule I found was: If they actually look in person as nice as they do in their tinder photos- then they turn out to be bonkers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The general rule I found was: If they actually look in person as nice as they do in their tinder photos- then they turn out to be bonkers. I believe the phrase you are looking for is damaged goods 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I sold this Makita cordless power drill in the local paper. And then six months later, I received the very same one back as a Christmas present from my brother-in-law, minus the power pack. What a funny story 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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