Miguel Sanchez Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Chris appears to be from Edinburgh, so that narrows it down. Eoin Doyle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Chris appears to be from Edinburgh, so that narrows it down. Eoin Doyle? Hasnt been posting much, maybe he's using all his energy on Tinder instead of here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 1 minute ago, The Grass Is Greener. said: Hasnt been posting much, maybe he's using all his energy on Tinder instead of here. He's maybe just sat in a darkened room, questioning the wisdom of that tattoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 19 minutes ago, throbber said: I am still masturbating to the mental image of what sweet Pete posted regardless. You and me both, lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 While all this going on philpy has gone all Michael Douglas in the M8 congestion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BucksburnDandy Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Got my first bit of "success" on Tinder the other Sunday, when a generous 5/10 came round for sex. Not one of my finest moments but got to be had. She was keen, I was keen, had to be done. Tinder in Aberdeen is ridiculously difficult, women up here have very high standards, which is no use for me as a generous 5/10 myself. Perhaps I need to move to Dundee. On the POF topic, had it for a while, went out with a girl I met on there for a while, dumped me on my birthday. Place is full of nutjobs so it has been deleted for good. Oh and Gunther seems a bit of a dick, overcompensating for something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Got my first bit of "success" on Tinder the other Sunday, when a generous 5/10 came round for sex. Not one of my finest moments but got to be had. She was keen, I was keen, had to be done. Tinder in Aberdeen is ridiculously difficult, women up here have very high standards, which is no use for me as a generous 5/10 myself. Perhaps I need to move to Dundee. On the POF topic, had it for a while, went out with a girl I met on there for a while, dumped me on my birthday. Place is full of nutjobs so it has been deleted for good. Oh and Gunther seems a bit of a dick, overcompensating for something. If you're struggling with Tinder in Aberdeen, then that 5/10 you gave yourself must be very very generous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 If you're struggling with Tinder in Aberdeen, then that 5/10 you gave yourself must be very very generous Check Casanova here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Check Casanova here. It's true though, females up there are just as easy as Dundee, the only difference being they tend to be better looking up Aberdeen way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMDP Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Living in London tinder is phenomenal there. When I split up with my ex last year I had a great few months on it before meeting current partner.Had a look out of interest in Stirling last week when I was home. A couple of decent girls but swallowed up by a sea of munters. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 So tonight after about five months on Tinder I had my first real disaster and what a disaster it was. With uni season being back on and living in the west end of Glasgow there's suddenly a lot of new women in town. So obviously I've got stuck in and last week met a girl from Thailand doing her masters. Now, obviously everyone makes the ladyboy jokes when you're meeting a Thai girl but you just laugh them off. However while on this date I did notice she had big hands. I pointed this out to workmates and pals and everyone started filling my head with the idea I was going to be providing fellatio within the coming week. The girl in question invited me up to hers tonight and obviously I was willing to go see what happened. We watch a bit of tv and as you do start getting off with each other and from there head to the bedroom. First the top comes off and she has obvious fake boobs which should've been a big clue. However I quickly got her jeans off to reveal womenly parts. Looked normal and did the normal things. Huzzah! Or so I thought... After beginning the initial..ahem...entry and general sex movements I realised that her parts weren't quite as willing to accept my full dick as most vaginas are. At this point came the question "Errm don't take this the wrong way, but did you used to be a dude?". Confirmation was provided and mission was aborted. Told her wasn't particularly cool lying but not too worry and made my sharpish exit. Stay safe kids. Jaysus. No way Eta: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, mrcat1990 said: So tonight after about five months on Tinder I had my first real disaster and what a disaster it was. With uni season being back on and living in the west end of Glasgow there's suddenly a lot of new women in town. So obviously I've got stuck in and last week met a girl from Thailand doing her masters. Now, obviously everyone makes the ladyboy jokes when you're meeting a Thai girl but you just laugh them off. However while on this date I did notice she had big hands. I pointed this out to workmates and pals and everyone started filling my head with the idea I was going to be providing fellatio within the coming week. The girl in question invited me up to hers tonight and obviously I was willing to go see what happened. We watch a bit of tv and as you do start getting off with each other and from there head to the bedroom. First the top comes off and she has obvious fake boobs which should've been a big clue. However I quickly got her jeans off to reveal womenly parts. Looked normal and did the normal things. Huzzah! Or so I thought... After beginning the initial..ahem...entry and general sex movements I realised that her parts weren't quite as willing to accept my full dick as most vaginas are. At this point came the question "Errm don't take this the wrong way, but did you used to be a dude?". Confirmation was provided and mission was aborted. Told her wasn't particularly cool lying but not too worry and made my sharpish exit. Stay safe kids. Jaysus. Did you not insist on getting your money's worth? Flipped her over, then funnily enough it landed on all four wheels and you drove away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 So tonight after about five months on Tinder I had my first real disaster and what a disaster it was. With uni season being back on and living in the west end of Glasgow there's suddenly a lot of new women in town. So obviously I've got stuck in and last week met a girl from Thailand doing her masters. Now, obviously everyone makes the ladyboy jokes when you're meeting a Thai girl but you just laugh them off. However while on this date I did notice she had big hands. I pointed this out to workmates and pals and everyone started filling my head with the idea I was going to be providing fellatio within the coming week. The girl in question invited me up to hers tonight and obviously I was willing to go see what happened. We watch a bit of tv and as you do start getting off with each other and from there head to the bedroom. First the top comes off and she has obvious fake boobs which should've been a big clue. However I quickly got her jeans off to reveal womenly parts. Looked normal and did the normal things. Huzzah! Or so I thought...After beginning the initial..ahem...entry and general sex movements I realised that her parts weren't quite as willing to accept my full dick as most vaginas are. At this point came the question "Errm don't take this the wrong way, but did you used to be a dude?". Confirmation was provided and mission was aborted. Told her wasn't particularly cool lying but not too worry and made my sharpish exit. Stay safe kids. Jaysus. If this is a true story then you've won pie and bovril. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Did you not insist on getting your money's worth? Flipped her over, then funnily enough it landed on all four wheels and you drove away. I've always joked about doing the flipparooni if this situation occurred but I was out. I do wonder if she'd be honest before if I'd have gone through with it still. What I will say is that outside of vaginal depth, plastic surgery these days is very impressive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Get that picture up MrCat. I'm curious to see how convincing she was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, mrcat1990 said: I've always joked about doing the flipparooni if this situation occurred but I was out. I do wonder if she'd be honest before if I'd have gone through with it still. What I will say is that outside of vaginal depth, plastic surgery these days is very impressive. How was her English? Is it possible that she was just tiny down there? Whenever I've been with an Asian it has always been a bit of a struggle, but I've assumed the problem is due to me having a massive cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 That's incredible. It's one of these things that people always joke about but it never happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I don't blame you. Id never have guessed she could open a stiff jar or knows how to operate a chainsaw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Shes in a photo with an animal with antlers, and has photos of church spires and trees. Subliminally, its fairly obvious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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