Boghead ranter Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Can she make soup? Well my cock's a-leaky. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Well my cock's a-leaky. Mini scrawny too, I'll bet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Well my cock's a-leaky. Peein’ Ham? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Chowder? Not yet but give me a few hours. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Not yet but give me a few hours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Can she make soup? She looks pretty incompetent in the kitchen area to be honest. I gave her a bag of carrots and one went missing. Unbelievable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 It’s a load of shite🤬Been on there for about a month and not a single hit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 It’s a load of shite🤬Been on there for about a month and not a single hit.Just keep at it. Something will turn up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Anyone else experiencing a large number of birds who have their wedding photos in their profile? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Have a pal on it, it's red raw at the moment, his words not mine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 @thegrassisgreener could do with joining tinder to lose his VL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Have a pal on it, it's red raw at the moment, his words not mineSure he's not on Grindr? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 3 hours ago, RadgerTheBadger said: @thegrassisgreener could do with joining tinder to lose his VL @The Grass Is Greener. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Sure he's not on Grindr? Oddly enough he didn't state where he was red raw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 I eagerly await her reply 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 29 minutes ago, Adam101 said: I eagerly await her reply She’ll get to you after she has sent a reply to the 71 other c***s who sent her that message today... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 30 minutes ago, Adam101 said: I eagerly await her reply Fact that you have nearly 100% battery, alarms set leads me to believe that Tinder lassie/lad will wind up in a shallow grave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 You wouldn't have matched with her if she didn't swipe right so it doesn't even make sense that you're asking her if she did too. she's probably screenshotting it to her mates who are all laughing at how pathetic it is.Little does she know that you're planning on feasting on her organs anyway. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 33 minutes ago, Ross. said: She’ll get to you after she has sent a reply to the 71 other c***s who sent her that message today... Roses are red voilets are blue i thought I was being original i want to sleep with you. would that have gone down better? 29 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Fact that you have nearly 100% battery, alarms set leads me to believe that Tinder lassie/lad will wind up in a shallow grave. I charge my phone at work and have to get up for work, but otherwise I like your logic. 11 minutes ago, port-ton said: You wouldn't have matched with her if she didn't swipe right so it doesn't even make sense that you're asking her if she did too. she's probably screenshotting it to her mates who are all laughing at how pathetic it is. Little does she know that you're planning on feasting on her organs anyway. She might have super liked me and I didn’t return the super like i agree it’s a useless line to use, would I be on tinder if I was any good at this? I’m alarmed that you’re the second person to suggest I’m looking for a victim on Tinder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Roses are redViolets are bluePoems are shite I want to shag you You can have that F.O.C Adam 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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