Honest Saints Fan Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 That's what you wanted did you not? Didn't you say the lack of durtys was disappointing? I assume you're female. . . Aye. Found quite a few County and Caley players on it now too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Some guy from Aberdeen was quite happy to send me a pic of his cock within about 15 seconds of speaking to him. Yeah, sorry about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Aye. Found quite a few County and Caley players on it now too. I know Danny Williams is on it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 So.. I sent a message to one of the hotties who I matched with last night. No big deal. I began by informing her that she is better-looking than me and that she has made a terrible error. I continued by stating my concern regarding her low standards. I think I've maybe messed up my chances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 wish i was single again, couple of absolute weapons on mine as well as someone whose profile makes me think she may very well be the one if the missus finds out im doing this i may well be single again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I know Danny Williams is on it. I found Shinnie, Charlie Christie and Connor Pepper. Lots more County players. You'd think they'd be able to pick up a burd quite easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I found Shinnie, Charlie Christie and Connor Pepper. Lots more County players. You'd think they'd be able to pick up a burd quite easily. Surely not Charlie Christie? You set your parameters at 18-50? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 So.. I sent a message to one of the hotties who I matched with last night. No big deal. I began by informing her that she is better-looking than me and that she has made a terrible error. I continued by stating my concern regarding her low standards. I think I've maybe messed up my chances. Sounds like me. I usually started with either 'oh my' or 'wow' which the majority of the time got a reply of 'what?'. Then I went on to say how I was mesmerised by their beauty and usually downhill from there. If I was particularly boisterous I would send one along the lines of 'I didn't realise perfection existed until you came along'. One of my chats went particularly bad because I expressed my admiration for So Solid Crew's Romeo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Showed my mates a couple of my matches, made the rookie mistake of letting my pal look through it. This is what he done. Don't think il be getting a reply 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Surely not Charlie Christie? You set your parameters at 18-50? Haha I've got Charlie Christie on the brain... Know what I meant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Got a match from someone wearing a united shirt in one of the pics. Was thinking of going full on Jocky Scott style and start slagging off united and adding teckle to every sentence. Will most likely get blocked but f**k it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I found a lassie who was a saints fan about 2 miles from me once. I was devastated she never swiped me. She wasn't even that good looking, it was just the fact if we had many kids, saints fan base would increase and grow. I was thinking of the club after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) I found a lassie who was a saints fan about 2 miles from me once. I was devastated she never swiped me. She wasn't even that good looking, it was just the fact if we had many kids, saints fan base would increase and grow. I was thinking of the club after all. Honest saints fan meet Widge, Widge meet honest saints fan Edited April 9, 2014 by NathanQP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Honest saints fan meet Widge, Widge meet honest saints fan Widge meets Randomguy more like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 See these jokes would work if I lived in either Inverness or Perth. Alas I do not. I reckon it was Radford just pretending. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Knobs oot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amber party 04 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Started using the app again after reading this thread, although the standard of girls has decreased somewhat. Not that I really give a f**k, as the proper fit looking ones wouldn't swipe me in a million years. I've heard a lot of folk saying that if you find someone with a mutual friend it's a definite no. In the last week I've had 7 matches, 5 of them with at least 1 mutual friend. The best looking ones tend to be 25-35 miles from me, so probably Glasgow. Hate the Edinburgh ones, all really stuck up looking. Usually loads of pics of them on boats or at garden parties, or kissing their dogs or some shite. Best ones are the slags posing with loads of make-up in their messy as f**k bedroom. FTR, I don't talk to any of them. Just use it for ego boosts really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Tinder is hilarious. My girlfriend knows I use it but she thinks it's just something me and the boys do for a laugh.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibs_123 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 ^^ take it your girlfriend doesn't really know what tinder is all about ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 ^^ take it your girlfriend doesn't really know what tinder is all about ??Probably not but even if she did she'd just find me telling munters bullshit stories about how am loaded and lonely and have a foot long nob that would punish them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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