hibs_123 Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Made the mistake of going on tinder after a few drinks . Sent every girl I was matched with the same message and woke up this morning to 2 new matches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Say jestem gruby It will make them swoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afca32 Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 (edited) I was gutted when I noticed her age. Edited April 13, 2014 by afca32 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Sounds like me. I usually started with either 'oh my' or 'wow' which the majority of the time got a reply of 'what?'. Then I went on to say how I was mesmerised by their beauty and usually downhill from there. If I was particularly boisterous I would send one along the lines of 'I didn't realise perfection existed until you came along'. She genuinely replied to my message and I am currently mid-conversation with her. Bizarre. She does seem a fair amount below my intellectual capacity, however, so I can't say I'm enjoying her chat too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 United bird is playing hard to get. Would got to level two jocky comments but don't want police at the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Was on tinder last night and found this lassie. I think the picture speaks for itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Was on tinder last night and found this lassie. I think the picture speaks for itself. You're damn tootin' it does - she looks about 10 years old FFS ........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.C Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Downloaded this teh other night after a recommendation from a mate at the pub. Already come accross quite a few folk with at least half a dozen of my FB friends as mutual friends which means its a def no! I can only see this ending very badly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Downloaded this teh other night after a recommendation from a mate at the pub. Already come accross quite a few folk with at least half a dozen of my FB friends as mutual friends which means its a def no! I can only see this ending very badly ^ ^ Quick worker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briz Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Split up with the bird on friday and fired straight onto this, some belters like, surely this een can't be real 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Split up with the bird on friday and fired straight onto this, some belters like, surely this een can't be real It's a safe bet she's been cocked more times than Davy Crockett's rifle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Anyone see the crazy looking forty year old from Manchester? Had her chebs out on a few pics and got removed the next day. :-( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.C Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Far to many times im swiping the wrong way and get matches i really dont want lol That said i refuse to believe some of the girls ive seen are single and more to the point some of them have shared facebook friends. Wft fb friends? help a brother out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Not quite the same thing, but I occasionally have a wee look on Grindr, which matches you solely based on how many feet/miles you are from someone. It makes for quite hilarious viewing, what with the surprising amount of 60-70 year olds that appear to use it and start conversations. Last week I was in Caffe Nero in the City Centre and someone started a conversation with me who was sitting at the table directly opposite me. It was a bit odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Not quite the same thing, but I occasionally have a wee look on Grindr, which matches you solely based on how many feet/miles you are from someone. It makes for quite hilarious viewing, what with the surprising amount of 60-70 year olds that appear to use it and start conversations. Last week I was in Caffe Nero in the City Centre and someone started a conversation with me who was sitting at the table directly opposite me. It was a bit odd. Did you shag him then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.C Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Thats a bit weird, did they not speak to you in person? If id saw a lass sitting opposite me and we had been matched i would try and talk to her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Thats a bit weird, did they not speak to you in person? If id saw a lass sitting opposite me and we had been matched i would try and talk to her That's usually where it goes off for the rails for you, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.C Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 That's usually where it goes off for the rails for you, though. To be fair if nothing else it adds to growing amount of tales I can recall to folks in the pub while they look at me with a stare of pity and concern 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Did you shag him then? Eh, not yet, no. Thats a bit weird, did they not speak to you in person? If id saw a lass sitting opposite me and we had been matched i would try and talk to her I was with family, so that might have been even stranger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.C Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 She at least alright looking? Could of just been a "meet you in the disabled toilets in 5mins" number 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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