RandomGuy. Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 In reality, the only 'girls' who actually talk to me are definitely at least 40 years old and male. Probably your own fault for looking like a midget lesbian tbh For the sake of the law this is a joke, not meant to be offensive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Probably your own fault for looking like a midget lesbian tbh For the sake of the law this is a joke, not meant to be offensive. You're lucky that there are no readily available photos of yourself which I can use against you. It's one of the small prices I must pay for my obscene levels of fame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 You're lucky that there are no readily available photos of yourself which I can use against you. It's one of the small prices I must pay for my obscene levels of fame. Indeed, I bet you regret appearing in a music video now you understand that smart witty people like me have gained ammunition to wound your ego with from behind our keyboards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Is it not itzdrk that's supposed to look like a lesbian? I cant be bothered finding it but yes , according to dryhorce balding men with beards are wannabe lookalike lesbians or something along those lines ( i can also do the midget bit) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I cant be bothered finding it but yes , according to dryhorce balding men with beards are wannabe lookalike lesbians or something along those lines ( i can also do the midget bit) You and I should go out on the town together. #pussayyypatrol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 You and I should go out on the town together. #pussayyypatrol The ladies wouldn't see it coming mate , i almost feel sorry for them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 A friend of mine went on a date with one of her Tinder matches, he drove 60 miles for it and booked a hotel room and she didn't shag him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Has anyone from here actually had sex with someone from Tinder? Been on two nights out with two different girls. Pulled them both in clubs but only one shag. Going out next week as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islay Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Been on two nights out with two different girls. Pulled them both in clubs but only one shag. Going out next week as well What do you mean only one shag? That's a 50% Tinder Turnover so far! All Joga managed to get was a pipe in his mouth and a disappointing ending! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 A friend of mine went on a date with one of her Tinder matches, he drove 60 miles for it and booked a hotel room and she didn't shag him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 What do you mean only one shag? That's a 50% Tinder Turnover so far! All Joga managed to get was a pipe in his mouth and a disappointing ending! True but it was the poorer looking of the two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 We were hitting the bong, drinking and talking pish until her pals showed up...Sounds like the theme of a 70s porn film. So a mate told me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 A friend of mine went on a date with one of her Tinder matches, he drove 60 miles for it and booked a hotel room and she didn't shag him. Did he get any petrol money? Obviously two people with two different understandings of 'Rideshare'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 searching 60 miles away is..... miles out anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelJag Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 After months of Tinder work I went on my fourth Tinder date two weeks ago. The first was fine but nothing came of it. The second turned out to be a massive heffer. The third was pretty sexy, accidentally ended up in Drumchapel during the date then got drunk in Bloc, good night but nothing happened after. The fourth was with a girl who i though was very suited to me. Went on the date and she was pretty keen, didnt seem as innocent as i first thought but got a winch at eh end of it so was all good. Kept contact and finally had a booty call arranged with her for last Saturday. Unfortunately i was pumping a girl who visited me from Ireland, and shes a gem so i had to screen the 3AM bootycalls while getting my dick sucked. She was pretty pissed off at me the day after and kept calling me a c**t. I managed to placate her and convince her to patch a date she had with a guy and go out with me. She turned out to be an absolute arsehole and kept insulting me and telling me that i cock blocked her. After hours of fucking hating her i went back to hers. Taxi driver was a fucking wierdo with disco lights and shit. Got ma dick in her, had a bit of fun and went to bed. She cant sleep because shes addicted to caffine pills so she basicly just vehemently watched me sleep. She drove me to the train station and didn't speak a word in the car. f**k that bitch, wont be doing that again any time soon. Summary: SteelJag got his first tinder hole and shagged two birds in one day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 So she gave you all the signs of being a psycho yet you still shagged her? I'd guess we'll be reading about your grisly death in the local paper soon. Condolences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 So she gave you all the signs of being a psycho yet you still shagged her? I'd guess we'll be reading about your grisly death in the local paper soon. Condolences. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 After months of Tinder work I went on my fourth Tinder date two weeks ago. The first was fine but nothing came of it. The second turned out to be a massive heffer. The third was pretty sexy, accidentally ended up in Drumchapel during the date then got drunk in Bloc, good night but nothing happened after. The fourth was with a girl who i though was very suited to me. Went on the date and she was pretty keen, didnt seem as innocent as i first thought but got a winch at eh end of it so was all good. Kept contact and finally had a booty call arranged with her for last Saturday. Unfortunately i was pumping a girl who visited me from Ireland, and shes a gem so i had to screen the 3AM bootycalls while getting my dick sucked. She was pretty pissed off at me the day after and kept calling me a c**t. I managed to placate her and convince her to patch a date she had with a guy and go out with me. She turned out to be an absolute arsehole and kept insulting me and telling me that i cock blocked her. After hours of fucking hating her i went back to hers. Taxi driver was a fucking wierdo with disco lights and shit. Got ma dick in her, had a bit of fun and went to bed. She cant sleep because shes addicted to caffine pills so she basicly just vehemently watched me sleep. She drove me to the train station and didn't speak a word in the car. f**k that bitch, wont be doing that again any time soon. Summary: SteelJag got his first tinder hole and shagged two birds in one day! :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 After months of Tinder work I went on my fourth Tinder date two weeks ago. The first was fine but nothing came of it. The second turned out to be a massive heffer. The third was pretty sexy, accidentally ended up in Drumchapel during the date then got drunk in Bloc, good night but nothing happened after. The fourth was with a girl who i though was very suited to me. Went on the date and she was pretty keen, didnt seem as innocent as i first thought but got a winch at eh end of it so was all good. Kept contact and finally had a booty call arranged with her for last Saturday. Unfortunately i was pumping a girl who visited me from Ireland, and shes a gem so i had to screen the 3AM bootycalls while getting my dick sucked. She was pretty pissed off at me the day after and kept calling me a c**t. I managed to placate her and convince her to patch a date she had with a guy and go out with me. She turned out to be an absolute arsehole and kept insulting me and telling me that i cock blocked her. After hours of fucking hating her i went back to hers. Taxi driver was a fucking wierdo with disco lights and shit. Got ma dick in her, had a bit of fun and went to bed. She cant sleep because shes addicted to caffine pills so she basicly just vehemently watched me sleep. She drove me to the train station and didn't speak a word in the car. f**k that bitch, wont be doing that again any time soon. Summary: SteelJag got his first tinder hole and shagged two birds in one day! how do you do that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Just started using this. What is the standard response for somebody you know?(I barely know her, may have talked to her once in a uni tutorial haha) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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