ForzaDundee Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Moved to Liverpool a few days ago and been absolutely going mental with the right-swiping but no luck yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Moved to Liverpool a few days ago and been absolutely going mental with the right-swiping but no luck yet. All right, all right...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Anyone else noticed that it's usually the obese girls who say things in their profile like ''Chat to me, I won't bite''? Apologies in advance to fat Tinder girls, but please don't be offended if I decide not to believe you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upsidedownturtle Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Sjc's burd? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Sjc's burd? Eh?! WTF am I getting accused of now?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Eh?! WTF am I getting accused of now?! Ladyboys obv. That thread you started mate has you down as PnBs Ladyboy shagger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Just waiting on my ex bird showing up on here somewhere. Plenty of people seem to stay in her vicinity... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Ladyboys obv. That thread you started mate has you down as PnBs Ladyboy shagger The ladyboy thread was started merely to raise awareness to the younger, more naive P&Bers that "all that glitters isn't necessarily gold"! By the same account, Fide started a thread on space......does that make him an astronaut?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The ladyboy thread was started merely to raise awareness to the younger, more naive P&Bers that "all that glitters isn't necessarily gold"! By the same account, Fide started a thread on space......does that make him an astronaut?! I'm not saying you are and I don't think you are. Surely you've realised in your years on here that it's just the way it is on here no?!?! Now off you pop you ladyboy shagging bass ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 ^^^ scared of the sea captain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 By the same account, Fide started a thread on space......does that make him an astronaut?! Nope, but it does confirm he likes a bit of space docking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Some amount of terts in the Aberdeen area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 That tranny I posted. Im sat in front of him / her on the train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Not any more. Went to the bog. Locked. Helpful chaps told me the conductor locked it but i could probably jimmy the lock. Tried to jimmy the lock. Broke my house key. Now can't get in my flat. Sigh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Get back on Tinder then.Why bother when there's a willing tinder match sitting opposite him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) this hasn't gone well. procured spare key from the other side of glasgow. expensive taxi chez moi. decided to try my half key in the lock. you can guess the rest. edit: this has f**k all to do with tinder, but i was seeing a burd i met on there tonight. double edit: in case you can't guess the rest. now got half a fecking key jammed in my hole. that's not a euphemism btw. Edited February 8, 2015 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Did you survive the night ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Did you survive the night ? Aye, histrionics aside. Managed to get the half key out the lock eventually. It's now in its rightful place. The bin. Cheers for the concern ... worst of luck for this afternoon though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 decided to try my half key in the lock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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