sjc Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 What is it with these HR Departments and their delusions of grandeur? They don't like it when it's pointed out to them that they only cost the Company money and are effectively parasites to all the money making departments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Ok 10 likes is enough for me. Here you go. I'd just point out that I'm not in HR per se, I work in an IT role within HR! Cheap b*****ds. Get some proper card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 10 hours ago, Swarley said: Correctamundo Guessed so because you were the only one looking suitably embarrassed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 On 02/02/2018 at 11:32, Rugster said: People who sign off emails with "Best" are fannies without exception. Add to that people who also add their first initial. Best A Mind you not as bad as a guy I worked with who called everyone, man or woman, sweet cheeks. He was a weegie too. Haw haw awrite sweet cheeks ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 17 hours ago, Greenlantern said: I used the phrase 'deep dive' in an email today. Feel like an utter fud. In my defence, I couldn't think of anything better to use. Muff dive 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Muff dive Greenie for saying what we were all thinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It’s hardly Subterranean Homesick Fucking Blues. The lever-driven water distribution facilitation device don't work because the delinquents named after the warring tribe from the Dark Ages took the manual interface? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Organigram. f**k you. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Organigram. f**k you. Wtf is an organigram ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 33 minutes ago, Swarley said: Wtf is an organigram ? like a strip o gram or kiss o gram, except with kidneys and spleens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Wtf is an organigram ? MY work use them to show who everyone is and their positions etc. you could almost say its a diagram of the organisation. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 http://www.politically-incorrect-humor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1ECFB4E4-571E-44D1-8E41-BB9D680C873E.png 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 "Procure" "procuring" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, DanMc99 said: "Procure" "procuring" I work for an american company. This means my job title and area of work on their records are Procurement Associate for Sourcing and Procurement Which means if I say that to anyone they say 'What ? ', and I say I'm a buyer. Edited February 6, 2018 by MEADOWXI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 2 hours ago, DanMc99 said: "Procure" "procuring" Carillion boss found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifes Elite Force Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 A new one has seemed to crop up at my work recently "enable us to pivot for growth" when talking about changes to operating model. Just say you are changing it because you think it works better. knob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: I work for an american company. This means my job title and area of work on their records are Procurement Associate for Sourcing and Procurement Which means if I say that to anyone they say 'What ? ', and I say I'm a buyer. so much "procuring". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Every organisation I’ve worked in has a “Procurement Department” rather than a “Buying/Purchasing Department”. I think that one can’t be particularly new and must be fairly common now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 7 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: I work for an american company. This means my job title and area of work on their records are Procurement Associate for Sourcing and Procurement Which means if I say that to anyone they say 'What ? ', and I say I'm a buyer. I still think "Go To Guy" sounds better. Obviously, you know what film I am referring to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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