DigOutYourSoul Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 People who sign off emails with "Best" are fannies without exception. I've not been on this thread for a while but this is a fact.I've never come across a good guy who signs off an email with "Best".What does it even mean?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 BetterEffortStopsTerminationWork harder or your sacked Ya Bampot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I've not been on this thread for a while but this is a fact.I've never come across a good guy who signs off an email with "Best".What does it even mean?! Maybe reply but sign off yours with "Bester" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 3 hours ago, DigOutYourSoul said: I've not been on this thread for a while but this is a fact. I've never come across a good guy who signs off an email with "Best". What does it even mean?! Only the bad guys like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Too much "reaching out" going on in my office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Too much "reaching out" going on in my office. Didn’t realise the four tops were still grafting (Apologies) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Darren said: Too much "reaching out" going on in my office. This has been posted already but it's worth repeating. I was on a call the other day with 2 colleagues ... one down in England and the other in the States. At the 3rd "reaching out" from the American, I PMed the English colleague with that meme while she was midway through her presentation. She let out a sudden splutter, a stifled laugh, then the line went dead for at least a minute while she composed herself. I'm on friendly terms with the American colleague, but I couldn't quite bring myself to share the reason for the interruption. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Our friends from Chennai carefully worded an email about an IT fix which included the term 'parallely'. Made my day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 15 hours ago, DigOutYourSoul said: I've not been on this thread for a while but this is a fact. I've never come across a good guy who signs off an email with "Best". What does it even mean?! Their “a” button isn’t working on their keyboard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said: Our friends from Chennai carefully worded an email about an IT fix which included the term 'parallely'. Made my day. Could only be topped if they had said 'parallelly'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 The NEW management had a meeting/ training last week last week with a few country managers that have been their positions for 10 to 5 years. They were teaching them to answer the phone properly and how to treat customers. This is from 2 new higher managers that have been here for little over that 2 years. I was not invited until the last day of training (5 days). As I speak too much. Even though I have an office next door to this meeting. On the way past they meeting office the Laos Manager walk out on the way for a pishe and whispered "help me". I just [emoji1] . These c***s had them out in the car park skipping ropes (blind folded) assault course the lot. TEAM BUILDING. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: This has been posted already but it's worth repeating. I was on a call the other day with 2 colleagues ... one down in England and the other in the States. At the 3rd "reaching out" from the American, I PMed the English colleague with that meme while she was midway through her presentation. She let out a sudden splutter, a stifled laugh, then the line went dead for at least a minute while she composed herself. I'm on friendly terms with the American colleague, but I couldn't quite bring myself to share the reason for the interruption. Actually I think maybe the fire department should be allowed to use it when they are on a ladder trying to get to somebody in a burning building who isn't getting close enough to grab. Not sure if that was the original scenario for this term or not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Fullerene said: Actually I think maybe the fire department should be allowed to use it when they are on a ladder trying to get to somebody in a burning building who isn't getting close enough to grab. Not sure if that was the original scenario for this term or not. Not sure if it would helped at Grenfell. Whatever happened to The Four Tops anyway? Maybe you're right.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 "The agenda for enhanced facilitation has been inaugurated ..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 On 07/03/2018 at 12:42, SlipperyP said: These c***s had them out in the car park skipping ropes (blind folded) assault course the lot. TEAM BUILDING. Surely there comes a point for everyonewhen mortgages, mouths to feed, pensions etc are just not worth it and you tell them to go f**k themselves. Skipping ropes? Bolt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 13 hours ago, Dr Koop said: "The agenda for enhanced facilitation has been inaugurated ..." Whoever came up with that should be put on the list for accelerated expiration. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Top of my to-do list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Top of my actions log. [emoji4] FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 “Furthermore one can only presume (insert shite excuse)” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 'Presumably' is one of the best words in the Warren Report into Jack Kennedy's assassination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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