Deeboy Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Val Kilmer has astonishing nostrils. If we were #Daring in one another's company, I reckon he could do a quarter in one line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieDaquin. Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I'm sure someone on here would be able to come up with some genius lyrics to the tune of this! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Val Kilmer has astonishing nostrils. If we were #Daring in one another's company, I reckon he could do a quarter in one line. My summer sabbatical has lead to me missing out on the #daring and be a wear patter and quite frankly I feel a wee bit upset at my self-inflicted exit from the loop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry boy Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I'm sure someone on here would be able to come up with some genius lyrics to the tune of this! Quality tune! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 On the left on the right Greg Stewart On the left on the right Gregg(a)y On the left on the right Greg Stewart Greg Stewart's the Dark Blue Pele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) I'm sure someone on here would be able to come up with some genius lyrics to the tune of this! http://youtu.be/PrHJwkcdjtE Greggy Stewart His left foot Is a work of magic And if he should ever leave That day will be tragic Edited August 14, 2015 by The Master 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Do you think some shitebag club will try to sign Greg from us before the transfer window closes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Do you think some shitebag club will try to sign Greg from us before the transfer window closes? Na, Utd have had their turn getting rag dolled by Celtic the past 2 windows. The Celts are now (hilariously) trolling the teddy bears this window. Come January I think we could have a serious problem though. I think it's inevitable he will be gone soon, we just need to make sure we get the right fee for him. My concern is that looking at Celtics recent purchases they won't be looking at his position. This coupled with his previous Rangers ties could see them take a gamble if they win the league but we all know they can't pay the going rate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 When I win Euromillions I'm telling Greg and Hitman to name their price and tying them up on lucrative contracts for life so don't worry about that. If I somehow don't win it, we've got to be looking at £2m+ for Greg. He can single handedly win games (or single handedly start tremendous comebacks from 2 goals down). He's rapidly becoming my favourite ever human. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 When I win Euromillions I'm telling Greg and Hitman to name their price and tying them up on lucrative contracts for life so don't worry about that. If I somehow don't win it, we've got to be looking at £2m+ for Greg. He can single handedly win games (or single handedly start tremendous comebacks from 2 goals down). He's rapidly becoming my favourite ever human. Distinct lack of Scott Bain in your contract offers. I'd also buy Gadzhalovs Mrs off him. Disappointing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Na, Utd have had their turn getting rag dolled by Celtic the past 2 windows. The Celts are now (hilariously) trolling the teddy bears this window. Come January I think we could have a serious problem though. I think it's inevitable he will be gone soon, we just need to make sure we get the right fee for him. My concern is that looking at Celtics recent purchases they won't be looking at his position. This coupled with his previous Rangers ties could see them take a gamble if they win the league but we all know they can't pay the going rate. What about a club from down south? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 What about a club from down south? Genuinely - I don't see Greg Stewart near the EPL - he's too slow. Nothing to say a Championship team wouldn't come in for him mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Distinct lack of Scott Bain in your contract offers. I'd also buy Gadzhalovs Mrs off him. Disappointing. I'm only going to win £68m ffs...I want to keep some for myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnAnInginAneAnA Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Dabbies in full meltdown mode all over facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 To the tune of agado........... Greeeeegy, Stewart, Stewart,Stewart he hates Arabs , loves the Dee Greggy Stewart, Stewart, Stewart I'd turn super gay for you On his left on his right he will score goals when he likes Come on dance every Dee to the Greg Stewart melody Needs some work, but I like it. Maybe "I hope you'd turn gay for me" to rhyme with Dee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chateau Lafite Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Dabbies in full meltdown mode all over facebook. Good. I hope it hurts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_t_b Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Very impressed with how Dundee have started the season, looks like your attack is quite the force to be reckoned with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Some classic retro tunes belted out in the Derry today , including "Davie Dodds the elephant man", and also "Jim McLean......baldy headed c**t". Pleasing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podlie Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Good. I hope it hurts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottdeeuk Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Nothing better than illiterate DAB ex player seethe... Sent from my iPad using Pie & Bovril 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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