YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 If they start learning how to fly themselves then we're all fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Swarley said: Fuxake, now the snakes are asking birds to assist them with aerial assaults! 5 hours ago, PWL said: Feck you Mr Baracus. That's my worst nightmare. I'm never going to be able to unsee that or sleep ever again. Just imagine sitting having a nice picnic, enjoying yourself, having a nice beer and some good food, when suddenly a b*****ding hawk drops, nay THROWS, a fucking snake at you. Awful. Abysmal. Dreadful. 11 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: If they start learning how to fly themselves then we're all fucked. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysopelea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 I for one welcome our new snakehawk overlords. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1875 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Oh joy the spiders are coming in in their droves now. Spotted 3 big ones today. Thankfully at least one of my 3 cats is an expert spider hunter (Although she's a bit dim-witted and we think she thinks they're new friends that easily break). Nearly passed away earlier on when I was sat at the end of my bed on the ground, and in my peripheral vision I see the biggest one yet crawling on my mattress near me. Damn thing was a trooper as well as it only had 5 legs left 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Dave1875 said: Oh joy the spiders are coming in in their droves now. Spotted 3 big ones today. Thankfully at least one of my 3 cats is an expert spider hunter (Although she's a bit dim-witted and we think she thinks they're new friends that easily break). Nearly passed away earlier on when I was sat at the end of my bed on the ground, and in my peripheral vision I see the biggest one yet crawling on my mattress near me. Damn thing was a trooper as well as it only had 5 legs left You sound like you need a holiday. How about a trip to Cambodia.... http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/7232031/Take-a-look-around-the-town-which-is-so-infested-with-spiders-that-the-locals-have-started-eating-them.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 This happened just up the road from where I live.https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/national/Car-rolls-into-water-after-spider-scares-teen-driver-while-parked-at-a-boat-ramp-in-Pittwater/news-story/8070cf79df3ef7f263f52d25460d4f23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 This happened just up the road from where I live.https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/national/Car-rolls-into-water-after-spider-scares-teen-driver-while-parked-at-a-boat-ramp-in-Pittwater/news-story/8070cf79df3ef7f263f52d25460d4f23 Sure that's not just the new Allianz ad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 On 02/09/2016 at 14:41, DA Baracus said: That's just one of my acid flashbacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Glasgow - BE A WEAR x http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14722390.Giant_house_spiders_invade_Glasgow_homes/?ref=mr&lp=1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 They say it's a different spider but I think it's the same wee fecker. Or insurance fraud! http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/manly-daily/spider-responsible-for-two-cars-ending-up-in-the-water-at-bayview/news-story/448688d92fdb121e75a8a9789bda6513 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Hate them wee fuckers. I've been getting attacked by wasps at work just now, every day at least three go flying into the side of my head then start being all wide about it, arseholes. Spiders don't bother me too much, live in the "wild" to a degree so we get hundreds of them. Although the attic, which we're never in, is a bit fucking grim. Theres clearly one large b*****d cannibalising the other ones and theres just bodies spread out everywhere. Crushed a big one a while back so hoping that was the one, but live in fear a neighbours had a tarantula as a pet and lost it, and its residing up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Snake attempts car jacking http://m.thechronicle.com.au/news/holy-f-driver-exclaims-as-snake-appears-on-windscr/3088449/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Big spider in my study this morning. Couldn't find the cat (he'd eat it) so instead of killing it I thought I'd cover it with a bowl and let the missus deal with it (she can pick them up). Sadly for old Terry the Tarantula my aim was a bit off and I chopped him in half as I attempted to cover him with the bowl. RIP Terry x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 In a shipping container.....in.......GLASGOW....!!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37338882 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 In a shipping container.....in.......GLASGOW....!!!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37338882 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 In a shipping container.....in.......GLASGOW....!!!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37338882 You got my present then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 5 hours ago, Romeo said: In a shipping container.....in.......GLASGOW....!!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37338882 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Spoiler At least I'm kind enough to hide it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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