Shandon Par Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 This spider just got its c**t kicked in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Huntsman spider changes into a Huntsmouse spider Just In: Huntsman spider drags mouse to grisly end http://ab.co/2ewmQA7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 @KnightswoodBear Huntsman spider changes into a Huntsmouse spider@KnightswoodBear /index.php?app=core&module=system&controller=embed&url=https://www.facebook.com/jason.womal/videos/10210975485810259/'>[/url] @KnightswoodBear Just In: Huntsman spider drags mouse to grisly end@KnightswoodBear [url=http://ab.co/2ewmQA7]http://ab.co/2ewmQA7@KnightswoodBear FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Sadly I don't have a picture but a few years ago my aunt posted a picture of this fucking massive spider with a huge clutch of eggs that was in her house, she lives in Australia so they get some pretty mental and dangerous spiders. Being absolutely terrified of spiders I recommend burning it to death, then burning it again for good measure. She refused saying it wasn't doing her any harm, few days later the eggs hatched. Fucking hundreds of them all over the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Sadly I don't have a picture but a few years ago my aunt posted a picture of this fucking massive spider with a huge clutch of eggs that was in her house, she lives in Australia so they get some pretty mental and dangerous spiders. Being absolutely terrified of spiders I recommend burning it to death, then burning it again for good measure. She refused saying it wasn't doing her any harm, few days later the eggs hatched. Fucking hundreds of them all over the house. There are some spiders that carry their young. If they sense danger like a size 10 boot or rolled up newspaper heading their way then they eject the little fuckers all over the place, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 20 hours ago, Eednud said: There are some spiders that carry their young. If they sense danger like a size 10 boot or rolled up newspaper heading their way then they eject the little fuckers all over the place The wife likes to tell of the time her father left her to deal with a Black Widow in their garage when she was a wean. Naturally, she squished it, which lead to spider babies scuttling about all over the floor, which he found hilarious. Folk have an odd sense of humour in these arid environments where everything wants to kill you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 @KnightswoodBear just as well you didn't send a postcard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Not really a Nope, but I have snails every fucking where at the moment, it was the end of the monsoon season 1st Nov, however I've never had them before, at least in these numbers. Not dangerous(I think, Jungle snails probably spit venom) , but when you stand on them with your bare feet, it not a nice feeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Put shoes on. At all times please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 @Swarley their was a c**t of a size of a thing kamakazied off the balcony here this morning. f**k knows where it went 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, tree house tam said: Put shoes on. At all times please. WHAT! you think I'm made of money? No, these c**t are on the steps down from the living quarters. About 05:30 in the morning going for a morning piss (yes my toilet/shower room in outside), a few crunches on the way and a little skelth(spellling), is not appreciated. As after down the stairs I got to dodge the snakes and spiders.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 20 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: WHAT! you think I'm made of money? No, these c**t are on the steps down from the living quarters. About 05:30 in the morning going for a morning piss (yes my toilet/shower room in outside), a few crunches on the way and a little skelth(spellling), is not appreciated. As after down the stairs I got to dodge the snakes and spiders.. All the more reason for wearing shoes. f**k getting bitten by snakes or spiders, i'd be wearing waders. Can we get a fund started for shoes for Slippery? Grimbo, get yer mate on the case. In fact would you wear G-mans or Philpys trainers or Shandon's shoes? Maybe P&B isn't the best place for this appeal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, tree house tam said: All the more reason for wearing shoes. f**k getting bitten by snakes or spiders, i'd be wearing waders. Can we get a fund started for shoes for Slippery? Grimbo, get yer mate on the case. In fact would you wear G-mans or Philpys trainers or Shandon's shoes? Maybe P&B isn't the best place for this appeal. Much appreciated Tam. But shoes are not woren inside (anything that has a roof) here in Country Thailand, so I need a few steps before entering the shoes. I could always just rip the roof off the house. I'd wear anything, sometimes dog shite on the sole, but Shandon Par you can go f**k himself. Imagine me walking about the Jungle with those ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: @Swarley their was a c**t of a size of a thing kamakazied off the balcony here this morning. f**k knows where it went Probably in your case for the trip home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 48 minutes ago, Swarley said: Probably in your case for the trip home My first thought too. Set fire to it just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 That's @KnightswoodBear off the hoovering. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-37847998 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Saw this on Twitter earlierhttps://t.co/BGiAWBWKI1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Dangerous? Nope but wait until it nuts you. http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/new-frog-found-near-newcastle-that-flashes-its-genitalia-at-enemies/news-story/f1e4b5a90fd66708e482fd4f1e99056f 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 This little beauty was found by a family in their backgarden. How it managed to survive the number of moults required to reach that size without falling prey to predators is a wonder in itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-37949245Green Mamba found in Aberdeen.@KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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