Eednud Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Never try and touch a snake, especially if you’re on the grog. Words of wisdom wasted on this bloke. https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/farmers-casual-encounter-with-deadly-sea-snake/news-story/f231610396812bfb041181b32e91d769 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 On 19/11/2018 at 06:25, Eednud said: Never try and touch a snake, especially if you’re on the grog. Words of wisdom wasted on this bloke. https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/farmers-casual-encounter-with-deadly-sea-snake/news-story/f231610396812bfb041181b32e91d769 I’m glad they clarified they type of grog the flaming galah was drinking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weemac Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Who knew Foghorn Leghorn was based on a true story? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Victim of roo rage gets his priorities right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Always advisable to wear gloves when gardening in Australia [mention]KnightswoodBear[/mention] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 I don't recall having any spiders on me before but that's two in two nights been crawling on my left arm as I lie in bed. I now don't know if the sensation in my arm is a bite or from the girly scratch I inflicted on myself as I screamed and tried to get it off me. f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Merry Christmas one and all. Just don’t go annoying any spiders, especially in Swarleyland. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-24/funnel-web-spider-warning-as-numbers-increase/10666344 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 For f**k's sake, do I have to do everything myself? @KnightswoodBear 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: For f**k's sake, do I have to do everything myself? @KnightswoodBear Could you not with your new special powers, have every time spider is typed @KnightswoodBear is substituted with said word? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 "Last year a boy was bitten and I got to meet him. [He] was putting on his Harry Potter costume to go to a dress-up party and a spider was actually hiding in the clothes basket, so when he put the costume on it bit him," he said. Why the f**k would anyone want to live there?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 (edited) On 25/12/2018 at 03:45, SlipperyP said: Could you not with your new special powers, have every time spider is typed @KnightswoodBear is substituted with said word? Might cause some confusion when he keeps being redirected to QP threads. Edited February 21, 2019 by Bully Wee Villa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Apparently the toads are trying to shag the snake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Black Widow in Tayside A Tayside man was confronted by one of the most venomous spiders in the world “inches” from his face while working at his Tealing home. John Blain was taking advantage of the Christmas holidays to refurbish his “beautiful” 1965 Ford Mustang – imported from San Jose, California, in March 2018 – in one of his sheds on Wednesday, January 2. While working on the classic muscle car’s back brakes he noticed a “shiny black” spider in the wheel arch. Being used to spiders in his shed, he continued working on the car with the arachnid “about an-inch-and-a-half” from his face. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/795794/venomous-black-widows-and-egg-nest-discovered-on-angus-mans-imported-american-muscle-car/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Watch out in Brisbane if you go to siphon the python. https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/brisbane-family-find-python-inside-their-toilet/news-story/42107754483f6547dea7818b0205ebd6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 On 05/01/2019 at 14:42, Melanius Mullarkey said: Black Widow in Tayside A Tayside man was confronted by one of the most venomous spiders in the world “inches” from his face while working at his Tealing home. John Blain was taking advantage of the Christmas holidays to refurbish his “beautiful” 1965 Ford Mustang – imported from San Jose, California, in March 2018 – in one of his sheds on Wednesday, January 2. While working on the classic muscle car’s back brakes he noticed a “shiny black” spider in the wheel arch. Being used to spiders in his shed, he continued working on the car with the arachnid “about an-inch-and-a-half” from his face. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/795794/venomous-black-widows-and-egg-nest-discovered-on-angus-mans-imported-american-muscle-car/ @KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Handy chart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Handy chart.[mention=9645]KnightswoodBear[/mention] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 [mention=9645]KnightswoodBear[/mention]Is the correct response 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 On 19/01/2019 at 07:27, Eednud said: Watch out in Brisbane if you go to siphon the python. https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/brisbane-family-find-python-inside-their-toilet/news-story/42107754483f6547dea7818b0205ebd6 https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/video-of-man-killing-a-spider-with-a-dart-slammed-as-cruel/news-story/3d2b6519812c57aced8ea2b3cb37f6c1 From the same page....mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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