Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I don't think I have ever met a girl called Aoife who wasn't at least 8/10. I used to work with a 7.5. One guy called her EE-FEE for ages and she just said nothing every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 It was / is a Highland thing to bang "ina" onto a male name to make it feminine. I've heard of a Hughina, which is probably the worst example.The B&B that was Miss Hooley's house in Balamory is run by a woman called Hughina. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Johnina, Jamesina, Thomasina, Murdina, Williamina. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I used to work with a 7.5. One guy called her EE-FEE for ages and she just said nothing every time. Rounding my good man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Way back in my primary school days there was a head case called Pete Peters and an Alexander Alexander aka Sandy. There were also twins Henrietta and Wilhelmina. Also went out with a girl called Doris whose middle name was Enid. Doris was the name of Herod's wife. Last time I looked, Enid Williams of Girlschool was a bit milftastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Johnina, Jamesina, Thomasina, Murdina, Williamina. The Heilan' tradition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I don't think I have ever met a girl called Aoife who wasn't at least 8/10. I have the same experience with Helens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I have the same experience with Helens. Not had much luck with Helens. Probably the lowest average derives from the horrific 'Phoebe' moniker. Never beyond a 3/10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdhafc1874 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Just to prove the point my sister's best friend is called Siobhan but spelt Shavon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Just to prove the point my sister's best friend is called Siobhan but spelt Shavon. And is she? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 My favourite urban legend is that there's at least one Geronimo living in Ayrshire. No surprise perhaps. What does make me wonder, though, is the lack of Elvises/Elvii on the landscape. You'da thunk, wouldn't you? Yeah you would and come to think of it I've never heard of an Elvis either. Strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Yeah you would and come to think of it I've never heard of an Elvis either. Strange. I have known an Elvis. Funnily enough it was a lassie from Dumfries! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Yeah you would and come to think of it I've never heard of an Elvis either. Strange.An ex of mine taught a boy whose Middle initials were K.E.When she asked what it stood for, he sheepishly replied "King Elvis". A twist on the names thing - there was a couple who met with a priest to arrange their boy's christening. When asked the name she said "Gooey". The priest said that it wasn't a real name, but the girl insisted she had seen it in a book. On their next meeting she produced the book - the character's name was "Guy". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I delivered to a guy in Garnethill called King Kong Wong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithie Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 True story. In my last job, call centre work, I had calls from a lady called Mrs Crapper and a guy called Wei Phatt Kok. Honestly thought, with the latter, when his name popped up that someone had tampered with the system but no, went through security with the guy and that was his name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 (edited) When I worked in a call centre years ago a customer was called Gay Niger. I honestly couldn't keep the laughter at bay when it came up on screen and I just hung up on her. Edtit - It was Gaynor but on the account it only had Gaynor in brackets. Edited October 8, 2014 by TheScarf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I don't think I've laughed so hard and for so long as the time one of my pals told me he had a uni lecturer called Wenky Pan. The further detail that he had a bucket for grogging in beside his lectern did not help matters. I've found that the green side of Belfast is good for names. I had never met a real, live Barry until a few months ago; then another one moved into the same hostel a wee while later. Incredible scenes. Aohdon, Aoife, Eamonn, Nuala and Aine are also some good/ perplexing ones. My kids are Ruairidh, Niamh and Nuala. Cards at Christmas are usually signed 'and kids'! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 My kids are Ruairidh, Niamh and Nuala. Cards at Christmas are usually signed 'and kids'! Very wise! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I know a guy called Blue. He's a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 My girlfriend teaches a girl called K-a, pronounced Ka dash ah.I've heard this before from a teacher, about girl called L-a. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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