Sweet Pete Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Wee Spartacus is on the front page of the Record today. I like that name more and more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Wee Spartacus is on the front page of the Record today. I like that name more and more. The poor lad will have to put up with thousands of 'I'm Spartacus' jokes through his life!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 The poor lad will have to put up with thousands of 'I'm Spartacus' jokes through his life!! Except they won't be jokes, he really is Spartacus, that's the genius of it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Saw a pair of (surprisingly very intelligent sounding) muppets on the TV last night who had called their wee girl Skylar, after some celebrity's brat. The father is a pilot, so the wee soul was given the middle name Jet. SKY....JET....geddit? Coupla wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Speaking of surnames, I spoke to someone who's surname was badcock. His wife kept her name surprisingly Surprisingly Badock? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinnig Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Here's the link to the list. The further down the list the worse the spelling gets! http://www.nrscotland.gov.uk/files//statistics/popular-forenames/2014/babiesnames-2014-t5.pdf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Saw a pair of (surprisingly very intelligent sounding) muppets on the TV last night who had called their wee girl Skylar, after some celebrity's brat. The father is a pilot, so the wee soul was given the middle name Jet. SKY....JET....geddit? Coupla wankers. I saw them as well. I wondered which airline the "pilot" worked for, since he looked a couple of cases short of a luggage set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojito Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 The STV segment was horrific. The Chantelle talking about naming kids Apple and North to "give them a good chance in life". How about spending less of your giro on fags and bucky and buying your kid a book. Was Skyler not a boy? He better hope Breaking Bad doesn't age well, the only other Styler I know was a hoor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Not a child, but I saw an email in the office the other day from someone called Secret Adams. I mean, what the f**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Not a child, but I saw an email in the office the other day from someone called Secret Adams. I mean, what the f**k? Was the father in the lodge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Was the father in the lodge? Imagine the crap he (or she) would get when phoning anyone " Can you tell me your name please" "It's Secret" "Sorry, I really need to have your name..." If it's a women, I hope she marries someone called Bunker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Lewis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotownClic Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I thought my son was mispronouncing one of the boy's names at nursery, till I heard one of the staff shouting at Kester to calm down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Second I thought my son was mispronouncing one of the boy's names at nursery, till I heard one of the staff shouting at Kester to calm down. Second name: Sugar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Sounds like a posh c**t. From Kelvinside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I thought my son was mispronouncing one of the boy's names at nursery, till I heard one of the staff shouting at Kester to calm down. Typo, IMO: K is next to L on a keyboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Second Second name: Sugar. Descendants of the Tait family 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 And the Lyles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 You have to feel for the younger sister Demerara. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Both cubists 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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