carpetmonster Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) Saw a "Matilda-Rose" on princes street the other dayThat's definitely a euphemism. Cherelle fallen off the wagon? Edited July 22, 2015 by carpetmonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotownClic Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) My son got invited to a party, by a boy called Edin. I thought he had been mis pronouncing Aiden, until I saw the invite. ETA There is also a Coopr. If Cooper wasn't bad enough, the poor wee fucker will have to spend his whole life correcting everyones spelling of it. Edited July 22, 2015 by MotownClic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 My auntie is a health visitor to a child names December Lee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck the Fifer Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 An old friend coached a guy called Bear Trapp in Canada. http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=75046 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban Gorilla Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 There was a wee boy playing against my sons football team called Usain. He was white 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 There was a wee boy playing against my sons football team called Usain. He was white Sounds like he didn't have all his marbles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Keneddi and Kodi (girls)seem to have had a birthday party today ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 I'm sure I overheard a Cowdenbeath bloater call her daughter Destiny, she obviously wants to live her life vicariously as she obviously cant do it herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 My daughter was telling me that a girl a couple of years older than her had just given birth to a baby boy, Chase Abraham. Only problem being her surname is Dick, so the unfortunate child is called Chase A Dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Was in Ikea last week where I heard an utter dreg calling after a... Taio. I can see him growing up and leading a fulfilling existence under that name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Was in Ikea last week where I heard an utter dreg calling after a... Taio. I can see him growing up and leading a fulfilling existence under that name. Are you sure they weren't talking about a chest of drawers or a set of knives? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I was in the queue to get an ice cream at the time. Said dreg was buying about ten hot dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 "Mirren". For a girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 My wife has just told me of a woman she was in school with from inverness that named her son 'Zion'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Prepare yourself for the "Cecil" and "Cilla" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 "Mirren". For a girl.Oh philpy, that's an awful name for your daughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 My wife has just told me of a woman she was in school with from inverness that named her son 'Zion'. I think she was lion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
energyzone Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 The worst I've seen was a little girl called "LA-A." Or "Ladasha" to us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 The worst I've seen was a little girl called "LA-A." Or "Ladasha" to us. Fffffffuuuuuuuuuccckk aaaaaaaffff. If so thats the winner for me. My missus' friend told her a lassie in her work just named her daughter Yarah. "As in Sarah but with a Y". Thats a new one for me. My mate just called his little boy Zachary, not too bad for me I think but a lot of people are slagging him for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Fffffffuuuuuuuuuccckk aaaaaaaffff. If so thats the winner for me. My missus' friend told her a lassie in her work just named her daughter Yarah. "As in Sarah but with a Y". Thats a new one for me. My mate just called his little boy Zachary, not too bad for me I think but a lot of people are slagging him for it. Zachary isn't too bad as long as he goes by Zack. In terms of substituting the S at the start of a name for a different letter, I was once served in tescos by a lady called, wait for it, Zandra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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