greyman Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Kid at my laddies school called Neo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 No doubt someone has posted this before.......I'm told that apparently there's a wee kid called # just started school in Glasgow and the parents have been up to the school because said brat's name has to be spelt out as Hashtag rather than the symbol on all the school's forms and letters to them. Death will be a sweet release to the wee soul. I'm kinda surprised there is absolutely no hits on this when Googled. Did you hear it from a reputable source? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 There's a woman at the wife's work called Nova. I wonder if her faither was a car mechanic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 There's a woman at the wife's work called Nova. I wonder if her faither was a car mechanic? Is your wife an "Escort"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 She's more of a "terrifying lunatic" tbh. I think Kia makes them or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Considering how most men have shagged a terrifying lunatic, I'm surprised none of the car manufacturers have gone down that route. "The new Peugeot BatshitCrazy: for the drive of your life" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Considering how most men have shagged a terrifying lunatic, I'm surprised none of the car manufacturers have gone down that route. "The new Peugeot BatshitCrazy: for the ride of your life" FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 She's more of a "terrifying lunatic" tbh. I think Kia makes them or something. Hyundai if I'm not mistaken? Used to have one, I upgraded after 2 years, to a bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Hyundai if I'm not mistaken? Used to have one, I upgraded after 2 years, to a bike. Sluts are fantastic when you're young, but they drink the fuel and the exhaust is far too noisy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Sluts are fantastic when you're young, but they drink the fuel and the exhaust is far too noisy. Drinking the fuel is the best part! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unconscious Objector Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Wife had one at her call centre tax credits job. The woman on the phone was notifying her of a new child for the claim. '"Gooey" "Gooey, how do you spell that?" "G" "U" "Y" ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Wife had one at her call centre tax credits job. The woman on the phone was notifying her of a new child for the claim. '"Gooey" "Gooey, how do you spell that?" "G" "U" "Y" ! My primary 2 teacher told us about this guy. I'm thinking it's an urban myth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I'm kinda surprised there is absolutely no hits on this when Googled. Did you hear it from a reputable source? Won't be at school yet, and noted that article wasn't published April 1st... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4671412/We-called-our-baby-hashtag.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 My primary 2 teacher told us about this gooey. I'm thinking it's an urban myth. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 My primary 2 teacher told us about this guy. I'm thinking it's an urban myth.Aye, first heard it when I worked in the DHSS 30 odd years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 A bit like the story about the wee lassie from Paisley called Pocohontas McGuinty that did the rounds about 15 years ago, and the oft repeated legend of the Algerian internationalist from the 1970s called Ars Bandeet who doesn't show up in any FIFA records. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 I think it's more a cause that Ruairidh was b*****dised into Rory! My nephew is a ruairidh (this is to go with his sisters eilidh, niamh and ceitidh ) My other sister was a bit easier on the spellings. Thomas, max and evie) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 My nephew is a ruairidh (this is to go with his sisters eilidh, niamh and ceitidh ) My other sister was a bit easier on the spellings. Thomas, max and evie) I also have a Niamh and a Nuala (noo-la). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 (edited) Iphone. yes yes. unders I asked wtf, the said yes. welcome to Thailand, we have tem too if anybody miss understood the boy;s name is Iphone Edited March 7, 2016 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Iphone. yes yes. unders I asked wtf, the said yes. welcome to Thailand, we have tem too if anybody miss understood the boy;s name is Iphone Can you please translate before posting? Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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