Jacksgranda Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=6&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiV37KdsIzLAhVFLhoKHVv2CnwQFgg_MAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-northern-ireland-35587645&usg=AFQjCNH6V8PO05ITfDzBFNSq5aicswnR8g&sig2=VcE7mycF0UbR5weq4Lj6mA Santiago, Rocco, Phoenix, Jett, Jaxx, Rio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 There's a set of (Scottish) twin girls stoating about somewhere in Inverclyde who rejoice (well, maybe) in the names Tokyo and Beijng. Heard their short, fat, ugly granny yelling at them in the town centre once. Or maybe it was their short, fat, ugly maw. Some people shouldn't be allowed to have dogs, never mind kids. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 (edited) I know this thread is mainly about everyday folk coming up with horrific names for their offspring, but mention has to be made of Jermaine Jackson. Heard his kids names mentioned on something a few weeks ago, they are Jeremy, Jourdynn, Autumn, Donte, Jamie, Jafar, Dawn and the quite wonderful Jermajesty. Edited February 22, 2016 by peasy23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maicoman Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The wife said there was a discussion going on the café she was in about a MR Dick who has a daughter called Iona 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maicoman Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 knew a woman called Gail She got married to a Mr Fogg about 30 year ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 knew a woman called Gail She got married to a Mr Fogg about 30 year ago They got divorced because they were incompatible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I'm still amazed every time I see the name Jermajesty Jackson. Just...why?! I guess he could use an abbreviation, like...Jerm? Oh dear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 There was a wee girl in work tonight called Jemima. Like the puddle duck. Who in their right mind calls a wean Jemima? My grandmother sometimes used to reminisce about her Aunt Jemima. Nowhere does weird names quite like Shetland. Zilla was another highlight on what Shetland parents sometimes inflict on their daughters. Only later in life did I find out it was short for Ursulla rather than Godzilla. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 My auld man was from Sutherland. I have one cousin called Hectorina and another called Angusina. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 My auld man was from Sutherland. I have one cousin called Hectorina and another called Angusina.Muggles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 They do here. All Thais are give nicknames, I know many people named one or first, don't know any seconds but I met a Third & Fourth. Yeah when we were over there we were greeted at one of the hotels by a Beer, Boss and Book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 My grandmother sometimes used to reminisce about her Aunt Jemima. Nowhere does weird names quite like Shetland. Zilla was another highlight on what Shetland parents sometimes inflict on their daughters. Only later in life did I find out it was short for Ursulla rather than Godzilla. Thoroughly embarrassed myself by laughing out loud at the thought of a wee girl called Godzilla 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Thoroughly embarrassed myself at the thought of a wee girl called Godzilla FTFY BEAST. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Thoroughly embarrassed myself at the thought of a wee girl called Godzilla FTFY BEAST. God, it's so hard to avoid being outed here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 I kid you not, there is a young child in my street named paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 I kid you not, there is a young child in my street named paper. Is there also a dragon called Puff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 I kid you not, there is a young child in my street named paper. Surprised there's not a 'Tiny Tears' down your street after the Ton/Dumbarton games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Is there also a dragon called Puff? ^^^ reported for homodragophobia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3AndEasy Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 In the wonderful world of new cumnock there a young boy called mccoist ferguson, dad's a scag head and a complete moon trumpet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) No doubt someone has posted this before.......I'm told that apparently there's a wee kid called # just started school in Glasgow and the parents have been up to the school because said brat's name has to be spelt out as Hashtag rather than the symbol on all the school's forms and letters to them. Death will be a sweet release to the wee soul. Edited March 1, 2016 by Hampden Diehard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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