Oscar P Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Kale? Did they want a Cabbage Patch Kid? Good one on the train this week - kid freaking out: "Stop that, Oscar!" Cue half the carriage trying not to laugh. What's funny about that ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 What's funny about that ? You mean your username isn't a Pistorius tribute? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 I did teach a schemegoblin with the first names Gemma Jemma..... Edit: seem to keep dropping letters when I type on here, sometimes even missing spaces Were her parents Man Utd fans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oscar P Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 You mean your username isn't a Pistorius tribute?Thankfully not.Oscar Peterson (clue is in the avatar) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilky1878 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Boy I went to school with called his baby boy Spartacus. They refer to him as "wee Sparky". He just posted this link on Facebook: http://news.stv.tv/scotland/313423-hiya-i-am-spartacus-scots-parents-choose-unusual-baby-names/ Have to admit, I quite like it. I think we can all guess what team Dhaniel's parents support then eh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 On topic-ish. I'd cheerfully kill any relation of mine who named their sons Darren or Darryl. I'm not a fan of the names and I always assumed they had been whipped up by drunk parents since the 1950s. Does anyone, perhaps a Darryl or a Darren, know the provenance of those names? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 There was a girl in Dundee who just had a kid this week and the name Chanel is in there somewhere. She's a fucking mutant. The mum is too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 There was a girl in Dundee who just had a kid this week and the name Chanel is in there somewhere. She's a fucking mutant. The mum is too. Congrats Matty - hope everything went well xxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'd rather strangle my child than name them anything as fucking daft as that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 In true "Boy named Sue" style, my folks called me Angus. Nothing wrong with that, except I was born in Scunthorpe and lived in darkest Humberside until I was 7. My older brother and sister kept telling people I still didn't have a name, even when I was months old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'd rather strangle my child than name them anything as fucking daft as that I'd ask what you're naming your wean, but that comes off a little creepy and Savile-esque "Not-Chanel" is probably as good as anything for internet purposes. Gets the message across pretty well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_dee Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'd ask what you're naming your wean, but that comes off a little creepy and Savile-esque "Not-Chanel" is probably as good as anything for internet purposes. Gets the message across pretty well Surely matty will hold a p&b poll to let the masses decide what his unborn will be called!?f**k it just call it matty. Took me and the wife 4 days or arguing before calling our son after me. If only she had listened! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I know a guy called hamish I also know a dog called hamish Make of that what you will 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I went to school with a Bobby Laing...didn't help she was female 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker_d Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Used to work with a guy called Michael Hunt. Got called Mike. Also know a kid called Hunter. Kind of a drippy wee boy. Maybe he'll grow into it but I'm guessing not. Met a kid years ago called Tyson. I said to him "no what's your name, not your dog's". Burst into tears and told his Maw. Wee p***k. She Wisny happy, came over and chewed my ear off... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 There's a guy who played for Chicago Fire a couple of years ago called Hunter Jumper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 On topic-ish. I'd cheerfully kill any relation of mine who named their sons Darren or Darryl. I'm not a fan of the names and I always assumed they had been whipped up by drunk parents since the 1950s. Does anyone, perhaps a Darryl or a Darren, know the provenance of those names? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 On topic-ish. I'd cheerfully kill any relation of mine who named their sons Darren or Darryl. I'm not a fan of the names and I always assumed they had been whipped up by drunk parents since the 1950s. Does anyone, perhaps a Darryl or a Darren, know the provenance of those names? Know a Darrin. His mother watched Bewitched in the 60s and named him after Samantha's husband. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_dee Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Used to work with a Darrell years ago. She was a fud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Saw a "Matilda-Rose" on princes street the other day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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