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I'll admit to having a rare lazy treat in the past. However, the new house with the drain from the bath connecting to the drain in the utility room has put an end to that to eliminate any chance of coming home to a house reeking of stale piss.

Eta: or the students could bottle their piss and use it for showering. The ammonia or whatever is good for your hair apparently. Not that I do it myself of course.

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They could take this one step further and take a big stick into the shower and mash their first turd of the day down the plughole.

My first turd of the day isn't fully baked until I get to the office. Is it OK to use the office showers for this purpose?

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Cue DA Baracus with a small tale!

I wasn't going to say anything until you said this. In fact I had forgotten about it.

Anyway, in Dublin Chicken Wing decided to have a w**k in the shower which resulted in a serious asthma attack and a trip to the hospital. If he'd shat in the shower he probably would have died.

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