Dee Man Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 1.South African - Just wrong. Ridiculously weird accent. 2. Brummie - If I was raised with this accent I would either learn to talk differently or just never talk again. 3. West Country - As soon as a Somerset bumpkin opens their mouth you automatically think "thick c**t". 4. Welsh - Obviously there are regional variations but they are all shit. 5. Irish - As above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Simao Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 1. Scouse 2. Exaggerated yank (oh my god! woow! awesome!) 3. Middle class Perthshire/Edinburgh/Angus c***s 4. Weegie "Scheme Goblins" 5. Middle class Southern Englanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 ^ "Scheme goblins" 1. Norn Irn, the nasally nails on a blackboard version. 2. Cali girl American. 3. Shanghainese 4. Weegie "Scheme Goblins" 5. Israeli Hebrew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Jamie Carragher Scouse Scouse Scouse Scouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'll stress that I'm on about the 'extreme' examples, often when people are trying too hard, the milder versions aren't as bad. 1. Weedgie 'scheme goblin' - (Reynards creation I think), this is probably no.1 because I hear it more "by the way". 2. Scouse. 3. Cockney. 4. 'Trashy' Yank. 5. 'Yah' Southern English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Scouse American Edinburgh Cockney Proper Weegie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Teuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Scouse Brummie Cockney Norn Iron Sith Africin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Australian Those Aberdonians who try to speak as if they're from Buckie Buckie London West Country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Weegie Scouse Brummy Cockney South African Tend to find Scottish people are jealous of the Edinburgh accent because Edinburgh folk have the ability to talk properly and not like some jakey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 London Irish Scouse Birmingham Yorkshire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Wolverhampton (like brummie but with every last drop of joy sucked out) New Jersey (whiny, nasal, ear-bleeding noise) Proto-Weegie (Lanarkshire / South Central Scotland, Falkirkians particularly bad offenders "haw-whit") Mockney (South-East England - Kent type. Basically any fucker that says "innit") BBC Scottish (Any Scottish presenter working down south that's had their accent mangled into something acceptable for the rest of the UK. Carol Kirkwood sounds like she's from Balamory does the White Heather Club) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 1. Brummie 2. Scouse 3. Edinburgh 4. Scottish Borders 5. 'Missus Bunfield' Northern Irish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Staying in Liverpool, it has to be Scouse x 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Staying in Liverpool, it has to be Scouse x 5 Aye, Scousers who try too hard with the accent like its a competition to be the most Scouse are laughably pathetic feckers. I've seen it with Geordie's too. It sometimes goes hand in hand with a 'poor-off', that headlong rush to show how humble your origins are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 1. Outer-Hebrides. It's sickeningly disgusting. 2. Welsh. Sounds half Jamaican, half Geordie. 3. Southern/Bible Belt States. That inbred, hick sounding one. Horrible. 4. Norfolk. Sounds like a really, really shit Cornish one. 5. Scouse. It's not that bad when it's soft like the one Ringo Starr has, but the whiny one like Carragher has is terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 1. Scouse - agree with post above, Ringo has a lovely voice. Stevie G must have had eloction lessons I reckon too. Sounds awful on 99% of them especially a woman. 2. Posh Scottish - terrible and especially the long-winded ones. Wellllllllllllllllllllllll, oooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. 3. Manchester - sounds aggressive as f**k most of the time. 4. Geordie - awful. Sounds like a real shitty version of Scots. 5. Cork - incomprehendable at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 To everyone saying South African, how dare you? Just try saying something like "blaady prawns" or "I dud not mean to kull Riva your honaa" in a South African accent, it's great fun. For me the SA accent is a bit like the Dutch one, in that it sounds headache inducing at first but when you hear it loads it ends up being one of the best accents on earth. 1) Brummie 2) Any South American apart from Brazilian 3) Posh English 4) Nasally Australian 5) Edinburgh teenage jakie girl (oh ma goad eh Deeks is pyure healthy sexy likeseh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Best accent is Maori followed by in no particular order: Irish, Norn Iron, Dutch and Pakistani Glaswegian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Fife Glasgow Uni West African Norfolk Brummie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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