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Dee Man

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I don't really mind silly accents but have an aversion to any tone that automatically makes me assume the speaker is about to stab me.

So Mancunian, Cockney and Scouse are the worst.

Oh, and I don't like Australian because they're always sounding... like they're asking you a question?

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There's a Russian woman in my office and her voice gets very irritating after a while. The rest of the list:

2. Midlands

3. Glasgow Uni

4. Australian

5. Southern Californian (female) - As in "like.. eww"

Sound accents

1. West African

2. Inverness

3. Carribean

4. Geordie

5. Souther Californian (male) - As in "wooah, gnarly bro!"

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1. Scouse - agree with post above, Ringo has a lovely voice. Stevie G must have had eloction lessons I reckon too. Sounds awful on 99% of them especially a woman.

2. Posh Scottish - terrible and especially the long-winded ones. Wellllllllllllllllllllllll, oooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

3. Manchester - sounds aggressive as f**k most of the time.

4. Geordie - awful. Sounds like a real shitty version of Scots.

5. Cork - incomprehendable at times.

I generally find the Manchester accent quite camp.

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Aye, Scousers who try too hard with the accent like its a competition to be the most Scouse are laughably pathetic feckers. I've seen it with Geordie's too. It sometimes goes hand in hand with a 'poor-off', that headlong rush to show how humble your origins are.

I don't mind the Scouse accent but I've found that every male Scouser I've met seems to think they are a funny c**t.

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There's a Russian woman in my office and her voice gets very irritating after a while. The rest of the list:

2. Midlands

3. Glasgow Uni

4. Australian

5. Southern Californian (female) - As in "like.. eww"

Sound accents

1. West African

2. Inverness

3. Carribean

4. Geordie

5. Souther Californian (male) - As in "wooah, gnarly bro!"

I worked with a russian woman before and thought the accent was sexy. I hate the Cornish accent it sounds South African. Canadians sound like Americans trying to talk scottish and the Boston accent is hideous.

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1) Welsh, the most infuriating accent, especially when they begin to talk down and constantly use the word "boyo"

2) weegie, "aye man no but" f**k off

3) scouse, inbred c***s

4) yank, especially when your speaking to a thick c**t

5) Upper class perth, oh do f**k off you Tory c***s.

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1. Scouse - at worst incomprehensible, at best irritating.

2. Geordie

3. Posh Edinburgh - I've learned to like the good Edinburgh accent, but the posh Edinburgh is annoying

4. Brummie

5. New York State

As for favourites, Welsh is cool. Cardiff is a brilliant city.

Also Manchester accent is good.

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Dundonian

Brummie

Weegie

Cockney

South African

Scouse and Geordie accents sound nice from a birds mouth but horrible from a guys mouth.

Had a feeling that if you and/or Addie were going to post here, Janner would feature on your list.

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Anyone putting on/exaggerating ANY accent

After that, anything Weegie or within 25 miles of weegeland

Scouse, you really aren't at all funny, you do know that (Oh and Carla Lane!)

Football speak (You now the thing, "The boys have went there and done good" etc.)

Redneck

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