HTG Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Sitting on the train into Edinburgh and there are 2 ladies of indeterminate age talking about which flavour of Jo Malone face cream is the bollocks. "Lime and basil is to die for" says one whilst the other responds with "grapefruit and fresia is wonderful". Now, I'm no expert but this got me thinking - who the f**k thought lime and basil was a good thing to plaster on your dish. Any p&b denizens ever tried either of these? What's the weirdest stuff you've put on your face to try and achieve the illusion of youth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Yak spunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mojo Risin' Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I moisturised once. Would probably do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I moisturise my face twice a day as I'm a #Solid9. I use Neutrogena Visibly Clear Oil-Free Moisturiser. It's the bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 an herb-mint American...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Can't go wrong with Nivea for men to be honest. Either the moisturiser or the sensitive gel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 American...? That's what I took from that as well For all it annoys me, they probably say it correctly. When I pronounce the letter 'H' I say "aich", not "haich". Yet I use the "hiih" sound when saying Herb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 L'oreal for men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Lynx shower gel you self obsessed fools. How much do you idiots spend on 'products' to make you look like girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Lynx shower gel you self obsessed fools. How much do you idiots spend on 'products' to make you look like girls? ^^^^^sugar daddy alert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Lynx shower gel you self obsessed fools. How much do you idiots spend on 'products' to make you look like girls? You think having clear, refreshed, moisturised skin makes you look like a girl? That's very saddening. I bet you look like a wrinkled prune and struggle to meet women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 How much do you idiots spend on 'products' to make you look like girls? I can't vouch for other posters but it doesn't make me look like a girl. Any product is used to accentuate my natural handsomeness. How much do I spend? Does it matter? I'm Yoda and I can afford it. jock001: a physically repulsive human-being Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I use Givenchy stuff as you get if free in business class when you fly with emirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I use my own seamen mixed with shit. Works great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mojo Risin' Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Lynx shower gel you self obsessed fools. How much do you idiots spend on 'products' to make you look like girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I use my own seamen mixed with shit. Works great. How do mix your semen with shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Usually use after shave calming gel stuff after a wet shave. Otherwise my face stays red for longer, if I use aftershave then it's a bit too smelly for work. Seems like a bit of a con towards women, age defying stuff. Just stay out of the sun, probably works better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 You think having clear, refreshed, moisturised skin makes you look like a girl?Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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