WhiteRoseKillie Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 They could bring out "Manchester - I wuz there" t-shirts. That should bring in a few bob. Is there a rangers shop in West London? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Is there a rangers shop in West London? Are you insinuating that they were all Chelsea fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Are you insinuating that they were all Chelsea fans? As if. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 One thing which may get all the bears back to Broke Park is if the board publicises every home game as "perhaps the last match ever played at Ibrox". They'd all lap it up and pay a fortune for exclusive tickets They could even bring out collecors albums to store all the "last match at Ibrox" tickets and programmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 One thing which may get all the bears back to Broke Park is if the board publicises every home game as "perhaps the last match ever played at Ibrox". They'd all lap it up and pay a fortune for exclusive tickets They could even bring out collecors albums to store all the "last match at Ibrox" tickets and programmes. And nobody could abuse them of false advertising. Dammit, Holmes, you could be onto something here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Is a former Coronation St character managing your odious wee club?You're such a boring b*****d. You need new material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 One thing which may get all the bears back to Broke Park is if the board publicises every home game as "perhaps the last match ever played at Ibrox". They'd all lap it up and pay a fortune for exclusive tickets They could even bring out collecors albums to store all the "last match at Ibrox" tickets and programmes. Brilliant :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Is a former Coronation St character managing your odious wee club? You're such a boring b*****d. You need new material Dinnae encourage him. Jist point and laugh, he'll soon get the message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Have they considered melting down the five hundred billion (must be that many by now) trophies in the Ibrokes trophy cabinet? I'm sure there must be an international metal dealer out there who'd love to deal with Rangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 They could have a word with Bob Geldoff about releasing a charity Christmas single.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The only charitable thing to do with Bob Geldof would be to practice penalties with his head. I know, I hate Bob Geldof too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Hopefully Clarkston5 remains unbanned. Watching this worthless sub-human f**k unravel at the unfairness of it all is fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Re raising funds: How about a Phoenix Club-style family fun day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Let's not forget the jovial abuse of others who claim allegiance to the same SkyFairy, in a slightly different way. Just adds to the fun - and the sense of entitlement when people point out that this may, conceivably, be unacceptable behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveybhoy Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Could stage a christmas panto to raise a few pennies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Launch a tribute team and play Celtic at lucrative venues across the globe. That should help pay off some of the creditors long forgotten when the oldco did/didn't go out of business/orbited the Earth a couple of years ago. Adult chat TV style channel. Bears get to call in for £2:50 a minute to listen to DJ as he sits on a sofa, wearing his glory days kit, writhing seductively. (Okay, maybe too far there.) The Vito Corleone approach: go to every shyster who had taken a penny out of the club since 2000, present them with a contract in which they pledge to return it and ... the rest is just business. There must be millions of cans of Rangers deodorant left from that mad marketing drive years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveybhoy Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Didnt they launch a tribute team a couple of years ago called 'The Rangers'??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dipsy Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 They could dish out paper coffee cups and blankets and teach the idiots to sing about any spare change, on street corners. That might raise a few bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sting777 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 How about asking for all the money we've provided for Scottish football in transfer fees, attendance receipts and TV revenue? And you still couldn't pay your paper bill.....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasps1 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Why would u raise money to line the pockets of crooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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