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We are all Turnbull Hutton.

My spreadsheet says otherwise, but Enigma certainly was.

A solo shot to get him off the mark. Will update later.

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Wasn't ITK at all. Feel that pick is a bit close to the bone now tbh. I just never thought he looked particularly healthy, knew he was I'll in the past (when Anelka was appointed) and he smoked liked mad.

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Bittersweet for Enigma then, as he slots in at 23rd.

1 Albino Rover 287
2 Njord 275
3 weirdcal 256
4 cal234ey 233
5 mozam76 198
6 Fuctifano 174
7 Savage Henry 167
8 Ned Nederlander 166
9 Sergeant Wilson 137
10 AberdeenBud 132
= cdisaaccie 132
= chomp my root 132
= cille mhernaig 132
= lichtgilphead 132
= pub car king 132
= Sloop John B 132
17 Gareth_Glasgow 125
= nessies long lost ghost 125
= Raidernation 125
20 Alert Mongoose 118
21 Disco Duck 101
22 Mo Wonderboy 96
23 Enigma 87
24 Lofty 84
25 Eednud 71
26 Marching in Flipflops 70
= paulathame 70
= Abroathlegend36-0 66
28 Bobby Skidmarks 66
= DBA 66
= drs 66
= JamieStevenson 66
= lolls 66
= Sherrif John Bunnell 66
= Supermik 66
= The Naitch 66
= The_Craig 66
= turboshandy 66
39 Oddy 65
= Tynieness 65
41 Ben Twilly 61
42 invergowrie arab 59
= lichtie23 59
= mojito 59
= Mr Bairn 59
46 bobby carlos 42
= D.V.T. 42
= sureiknow 42
49 Everyone else 0

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It's not technically against the rules, so I wonder how a list starting with these 10 and filled up with a few other folk whose claim to fame was "oldest living man in..." would do? Only 10-25 points per hit, but the additional points for solo shots, first blood etc would all mount up. Rank, Name, Birthday, Age today, Country1 Misao Okawa[5] F 5 March 1898 116 years, 288 days Japan2 Gertrude Weaver[5] F 4 July 1898 116 years, 167 days United States3 Jeralean Talley[5] F 23 May 1899 115 years, 209 days United States4 Susannah Mushatt Jones[5] F 6 July 1899 115 years, 165 days United States5 Bernice Madigan[5] F 24 July 1899 115 years, 147 days United States6 Emma Morano-Martinuzzi[5] F 29 November 1899 115 years, 19 days Italy7 Violet Brown[5] F 10 March 1900 114 years, 283 days Jamaica[a]8 Antonia Gerena Rivera[5] F 19 May 1900 114 years, 213 days United States9 Ethel Lang[5] F 27 May 1900 114 years, 205 days United Kingdom10 Nabi Tajima[5] F 4 August 1900 114 years, 136 days Japan

If anyone actually did this, I'd expect the team to immediately be banned though

1,2,5 & 9 all dead now...

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1,2,5 & 9 all dead now...

Depending on timings, they would have earned a grand total of 39 points. Although, provided they were all solo shots you'd get another 120 on top of that, so 159 which would be enough for top 10, just. It'd be a points earner, but it's never going to win. In fact, you'd need 8 of them to be dead to be in the lead right now in only April... and that's counting on nobody else having picked any of them.

Edit: I'd also be curious as to how many of these would get qualifying UK obits.

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Depending on timings, they would have earned a grand total of 39 points. Although, provided they were all solo shots you'd get another 120 on top of that, so 159 which would be enough for top 10, just. It'd be a points earner, but it's never going to win. In fact, you'd need 8 of them to be dead to be in the lead right now in only April... and that's counting on nobody else having picked any of them.

Edit: I'd also be curious as to how many of these would get qualifying UK obits.

I'll have a look later if I can, and don't forget the alleged 127? year old Mexican Revolution wifie who died recently who would be minus points plus solo :D

Edit to add, Ethel definitely did, and 2 were worlds oldest person so I assume so. Old Gertie only held the title from 1st of April too.

In other news.....

Roscoe Peeeeeeeeeeee Coltrane at 88

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/entertainment/tv/media-scene-blog/article17597600.html#/tabPane=tabs-b0710947-1-1

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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=167045441

Post 1 yesterday has edit to say 'killed' for my one jihadist Assad Uzzaman.

Game changer if obit comes through as he is 25 or 26.....

Eta.....post further down credits family handout for info, so 'seems legit' , in which case hopefully a couple of days for the press to pick up on it....

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Tom Coyne at 84.

http://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/update/2015-04-07/veteran-tyne-tees-presenter-tom-coyne-dies-aged-84/

Just pointing out too, re future potential rule changes, no wiki page .

Yet, very topical as he was one of the first Top Gear presenters.

The "Liz Taylor Rule" only applies to celebrity relatives i.e. Liz Taylor (Phil's mum) - no wiki page, Christopher Ciccone (Madonna's brother) - artist/director/author with a wiki page.

It's not a stick on for actual celeb, if not the likes of Turnbull Hutton would have been excluded.

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Richie Benaud admitted to a hospice- that generally doesn't end well. Unless you have him in your dead pool team.

Big hitter, with 11 picks. Watch this space indeed.

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