tamthebam Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 do you think there's a hidden message in that present.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markywilson Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I forgot about my secret santa until I was on the way to work, stopped off at a local shop and got him: 2 packs of cat food 1 roll of tin foil 1 back of cotton balls 1 pack of staples Safe to say he was fuckin raging!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 the dildo thing is completely made upYou're clearly not familiar with Throbber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 16615_10200275846722488_1880388531_n.jpg Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 X factor tickets for the wife. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Now I realise I have to sit through this mind numbing garbage. I did buy a mop to accompany the tickets but was convinced giving her it was a bad idea so I just put money in a card. Apparently this was also a bad idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 The Secret Santa for my then boss. I was nearly fired over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 The Secret Santa for my then boss. I was nearly fired over it. Go on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 so I just put money in a card. Apparently this was also a bad idea! How could that possibly be a good idea?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 The Secret Santa for my then boss. I was nearly fired over it. You shat in a McDonalds bag and gave it to him, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 How could that possibly be a good idea?! She's difficult to buy for so she can do it for herself. Should have got the mop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Army Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 For an 18th birthday many years ago my mates and i grouped together for the gift. Can't remember what the main gift was but I know the pair of over sized granny pants with a Mars bar rubbed into the nether regions and a deepest sympathy card did not go down too well. Mind you, she must have seen the funny side as I met her at a party a few years later and pumped her on the sofa while her lad was passed out behind it. Also, went to two weddings where one of the cards was a photo a woman's tits covered in confetti with "to the pair of you" on the front and the other (which was a shotgun wedding)where the card was a cartoon of a guy pumping his gf in the back seat of a mini with L plates. Not painting myself in a very good light here am I? Then again I possibly fit in perfectly with the rest of you considering what I have been reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Years ago my 'uncle' died (really my grans sisters husband) and that year the recently widowed auntie gave all the male members of the family gift wrapped socks. Unfortunately they weren't new and had previously belonged to my uncle and were straight out the dead mans sock drawer. Probably the worst present I've ever given was a pornographic join-the-dots book. It was supposed to be a funny joke present for my brother but he was like "what is this? why did you get me this!?" and every one else was aghast. Misjudged. In fact buying any 'funny' gift is probably a big no no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Dead mans socks ???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 You shat in a McDonalds bag and gave it to him, didn't you? It was a woman. And it was a cucumber and some lube, which she opened in the middle of a restuarant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber behind the goals Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Bought my wife an iron for her birthday she loves ironing !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiltrum Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 When I was 13, I bought my mum a can opener for Christmas - not a word of a lie. 30 years later, I still experience a strange intermingling of remorse, cringe, and amusement when I think back on it. Of course these feelings of remorse,cringe and amusement come to bear only when you use it on a visit, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 It was a woman. And it was a cucumber and some lube, which she opened in the middle of a restuarant. Are you mentally deficient? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiltrum Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 My work gave me an expensive bottle of wine and it's getting flipped right over to my maw. Same gift bag hingy and everything. Turps more your line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiltrum Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 My mums done that too, she just about hit the deck when my dad started backing me up No doubt she tried that one on your dad as well and he took her at her word, sore point imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiltrum Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 You shat in a McDonalds bag and gave it to him, didn't you? Ahhhh the old BBM did you just stand back and see the fireworks then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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