Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 A friend of mine whose family had a plumbing business in Perth cringed when his mother decided she was an advertising executive. She penned an ad. on Radio Tay it involved promoting central heating and the tag line was 'Be cosy with Hosie' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Tommy T Tesco TTTTTT Tiling for one of the BBBBBBBBBEST selections in the land !!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!! So Tommy T Tesco is off your list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 The 'whispering wifey' has put off any chance of me visiting the Secret Escapes website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush-QoS Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 The 'whispering wifey' has put off any chance of me visiting the Secret Escapes website. I wouldnae mind secretly escaping with her though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I will never buy or rent a van from vanarama and you can stick your hedgehog gutter brush up your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraz Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Bodyform, could never get that 'Oohhhhhh Bodyform, Bodyform for you...' tune out of my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Oh lets all go to Whittons Forfar, Arbroath and Dundee If it's carpet or flooring Then it's Whittons for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Any company that cold calls. If it's not automated, I'll ask the name of the company and tell them I keep a list, and by cold calling they've just ruled themselves out of ever getting any business from me. I don't actually keep one, but it seems to disappoint the agents, which is good enough. I've never actually understood the rationale behind it anyway - has anyone ever got one and said "Glad you phoned - I was just thinking about getting a conservatory...?" I had a couple of Geordies turn up at my door last month and the conversation went as follows: "Hi, we're doing sales and was wondering if you had a moment?" "Nah, I'm alright, thanks" "Ok, thanks for your time anyway" [leaves] Doubt they'll be in the business long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Went off Mars bars when they sucked the England national teams cock before a big tournament . Wasn't just tv ads they were on billboards all across Scotland. I think they now say they support all home nations. They must of taken peters. Sadly if you boycott Mars you give up the right to eat malteasers,galaxies, twix and snickers. Which are all far better than the dull Mars bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I won't buy Cadburys chocolate since the Kraft takeover, when they renaged on all the promises they made to the workforce, and besides which they have changed the recipe to a more American type of chocolate and it has the consistency of sand. Disgusting stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 EE Shite as it is, but they Kevin Bacon adverts are terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 EE Shite as it is, but they Kevin Bacon adverts are terrible It's quite fun to catch him out though. As he gives it all the British slang pop culture, which he clearly has no clue about, but then does things not in the British way. Like putting the conga line in reverse, but reverses like he's driving an american car. Busted mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Just remembered that truly appalling advert for Ian R Taylor in Scone. Absolutely hateful stuff. "Sale is noo on" GTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Pepsi is far superior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Ladies and gentlemen pray silence for the McIntosh rap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 German engineering for your heeeer. f**k off and die. I actually quite enjoyed that McIntosh ad - definately seen worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Ladies and gentlemen pray silence for the McIntosh rap Why the f**k did you post this PAINFUL brain torture. I can't get rid of it!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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