Shotgun Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Cats are for witches, auld wimmen that smell of pee and people with low self-esteem. "Aww, she's allowing me to pet her today. I'm so blessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Cats are for witches, auld wimmen that smell of pee and people with low self-esteem. "Aww, she's allowing me to pet her today. I'm so blessed." To be fair that's one of the things that make cats pretty cool, they just don't give a feck, stuck up and ice cold. Dogs are all over you and try like feck for attention, clingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Oh contraire mon dew. Goldfish don't give a feck either but they aren't cool. Unless you refrigerate the water first and then they're just slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I had a budgie called "Colin" As a 5 - 7 year old I had a budgie called Joey. In these days I tended to speak with a little bit of a stutter and so oddly enough the budgie used to say things like "Who's a p..pr..pr..pretty b..b..boy then" For some reason any visiting family friends and relations used to find that utterly hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Oh contraire mon dew. Goldfish don't give a feck either but they aren't cool. Unless you refrigerate the water first and then they're just slow. Can't even compare the 2. Goldfish are retards, cats are smert. Their swagger should be applauded. For the record I like dugs too, used to hate cats, mates maw got 2 house cats. Wee tiny things, and they're the coolest animals I've ever seen. Plus this guys a legend.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Hat, waistcoat but no trousers? Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Smartly dressed too. Dogs > Cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Can cats drive cars? No. Of course they can't. Dogs on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Enjoy walking about with your pets shite in a wee bag Enjoy having a box full of cat shite in your house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Had the child been already dead the cat would probably have eaten it Or poo'd on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I had a budgie called "Colin" I used to have two budgies, one called "Morag" and one called "Hatecrime". Morag was aggressive and Hatecrime was timid. Morag eventually killed Hatecrime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Can cats drive cars? No. Of course they can't. Dogs on the other hand... That dogs only driving because a cat made him do it, there'll be some cool as f**k cat sitting in the back getting driven down to pick up some catnip and whiskas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Hat, waistcoat but no trousers? Disgusting. TopBEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 f**k cats. Arrogant scum. As for Topcat; Topcunt more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Just in case anyone wasn't aware of cats superiority to dogs, this selfless feline risked it's own life to save a baby from dying of hypothermia. This dog lost it's life just to keep somebody warm, never mind save them from hypothermia. A cat couldn't even make one sleeve. Dogs >> Cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 That dogs only driving because a cat made him do it, there'll be some cool as f**k cat sitting in the back getting driven down to pick up some catnip and whiskas The only time you see a cat in a car is when it crawls in to sleep under the wheel arch or on the engine. In other words, when you don't want the bloody thing there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 Had the child been already dead the cat would probably have eaten it Or poo'd on it This is fine as it's already dead, so no harm done really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Cats are scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Cats are awesome. Far more superior than a dug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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