Newbornbairn Posted February 14, 2015 Author Share Posted February 14, 2015 They always say "you can be whatever you want to be" as a kid, so yeah. I'm a fucking unicorn. Strive forth my underwater friend. I'm suspicious of your motives Mr Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Would you have to pray to cod though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 14, 2015 Author Share Posted February 14, 2015 No, I think cod are vegan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 No, I think cod are vegan.Where have you bream all my life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 For a long time I've been increasingly uncomfortable with humanity and I've come to the conclusion I want to be a fish. Fish don't start illegal wars for oil, they don't worship guys in silly hats and you don't see daft daytime telly programmes like "Loose Fish". I have reservations though. Will being a fish affect my ability to open a bank account? Are football stadiums fish-compliant? What say you P&Bers? (apologies if posted in the wrong plaice) Whale obviously, this site is glubbin fintastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Coley f**k, what next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 This thread isn't exactly scaling the heights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Close the thread. Fin! Indeed, it may flounder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I bet Salmon rushdie would like this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Indeed, it may flounder.You'd have been squids in if you'd bet on it being a pun fest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddfg Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I just hope that if anyone abuses a recently converted fish that they don't rise to the bait, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I just hope that if anyone abuses a recently converted fish that they don't rise to the bait,Don't abuse them, they hake that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Don't abuse them, they hake that. No need to halibut in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 No need to halibut in!Thanks for the advice. I'll mullet over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 All these puns are a load of Pollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 All these puns are a load of Pollocks.^^^eel be sorry he said that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I don't want to carp, but the OP asked one, sole question, and everyone's been too koi to offer a straight response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 ^^^eel be sorry he said that!Na, he's right, it's a lot of carpAh WRK beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I don't want to carp, but the OP asked one, sole question, and everyone's been too koi to offer a straight response. I've haddock with people like you! Musseling in on our ideas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Na, he's right, it's a lot of carp Ah WRK beat me to it This is a matter of some gravadlax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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