Addie Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I hope to cod that these shite puns end sometime soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I hope to cod that these shite puns end sometime soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I'm suspicious of your motives Mr Cat Unicorn > fish. Could be even better and be a unicorn of the sea... A FUCKING NARWHAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Fish rule, ya bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 14, 2015 Author Share Posted February 14, 2015 'mon the fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I see some French cartoonists have illustrated the head fish ... err ... fish head. Let's kill them. Too far too soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 For a long time I've been increasingly uncomfortable with humanity and I've come to the conclusion I want to be a fish. Fish don't start illegal wars for oil, they don't worship guys in silly hats and you don't see daft daytime telly programmes like "Loose Fish". I have reservations though. Will being a fish affect my ability to open a bank account? Are football stadiums fish-compliant? What say you P&Bers? (apologies if posted in the wrong plaice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 When you go to lick a female fish out you better watch she doesn't reek of human Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 When you go to lick a female fish out you better watch she doesn't reek of human Prawn surely, as this is a crustacean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 If the Spanish Inquisition come looking for you for worshipping fish and ask your name, all I can say is "Don't tell him Pike.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Op has caught everyone hook , line and sinker here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Wot a load of codswallop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Being a lightweight, it wouldn't be hard for me to adjust to being a fish. They find it easy to get tanked as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Bit of a red herring this thread. Who's ever heard of any footballers that are fish, well besides Billy the Fish? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 My cod you bouys and gills are krilling these fish puns!!... Ps anyone who cant think of one , let minnow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Bit of a red herring this thread. Who's ever heard of any footballers that are fish, well besides Billy the Fish? Grimbo Aye, the OP was definitely trawling...err...trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Watch, this will some folk crabby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Bit of a red herring this thread. Who's ever heard of any footballers that are fish, well besides Billy the Fish? Grimbo Harry Haddock. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Haddock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Unicorn > fish. Could be even better and be a unicorn of the sea... A FUCKING NARWHAL. That's not a fish. Did you do that on porpoise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Bit of a red herring this thread. Who's ever heard of any footballers that are fish, well besides Billy the Fish? Grimbo Conor Sammon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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