deadasdillinger Posted March 7, 2015 Author Share Posted March 7, 2015 Chappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 It seems to be a chapter entitled "Why I was a c**t at school".Found the teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted March 7, 2015 Author Share Posted March 7, 2015 To be fair, I was a wee c**t at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Just read the chapter you uploaded, pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 An enjoyable read, but what kind of bizarre Classics class were you taking? I don't recall Joan of Arc playing any sort of part in Ancient Greek civilisation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Hi mate, Can you provide a link to the albums you've published, songs you've written, football teams you've played for & managed, books you've written, restaurants you've cooked for, cars you've built... and just about anything else you've ever held an opinion on but have never done yourself? See where your Tu quoque fallacy takes you in turn? Feeble even by your snot nosed standards Smurph - but that's what happens when you try playing to the crowd. Let it be a little lesson. Hi mate, Sorry it took so long to reply. I was too busy designing the new Lamborghini and inventing a new kind of pizza. Had to reject a contract from Napoli because I just don't have the time. I often criticise people but not on internet forums when they're just trying to showcase their work that they've put a lot of time and effort into. If I made an album and was about to release it, I'd be gutted if people were slagging it off before even getting to listen to a track. It sounds like I'm giving you into trouble, but I just don't see why you need to be a dick about it. I'm still waiting on a link to your book. Best Regards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I always call kerbs "kerbs", because I'm not a rabid simpleton. It's weird, innit? It's almost as if there's regional variations in the way people speak. I just can't wrap my head around this bizarre new phenomenon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 What was the main idea of this game? He throws a ball at a kerb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 An enjoyable read, but what kind of bizarre Classics class were you taking? I don't recall Joan of Arc playing any sort of part in Ancient Greek civilisation.unless its a deliberate mistake is, he knows so little about classics that he thinks Joan of arc was from that time period? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 An enjoyable read, but what kind of bizarre Classics class were you taking? I don't recall Joan of Arc playing any sort of part in Ancient Greek civilisation. I have no idea. It's one of the few things I remember us discussing. That it wasn't relevant to Classics would never occur to me, as I paid so little attention. It speaks volumes that the class was removed from our school's curriculum the following year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 ironically, this post is so long it could fit quite well on that Amazon site And it'd be substantially worse than Deady's (see what I did there?), even though I haven't read any of it. Though I will. In paperback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 And it'd be substantially worse than Deady's (see what I did there?), even though I haven't read any of it. Though I will. In paperback. Good man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Sample chapter. Hard one to pick, as I obviously don't want to fire up what I'd consider to be one of the very best chapters and therefore spoil a potential highlight of the book, but I'd certainly stand by this and think it should give folk a laugh and an idea of the tone and style of the book. This is one of two chapters in the book dealing with the subjects at high school and the shite we got up to with the poor teachers. Other chapters include things like TV & film of the era, video games, childhood toys and games, trying to burst your status as a 'VL', the sick incident mentioned previously... Have a swatch KERBY - sample chapter.pdf That link just took me to the Pornhub website, and opened several 'chubby' videos. Yes, that's why they are on my browsing history, dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 It's 'Kerby'. It's 'Chap Door Run'. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 That link just took me to the Pornhub website, and opened several 'chubby' videos. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 It's cribby.That has now vindicated my belief that it's Kerby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Kerby and Chap Door Run for me. Not at the same time, that would have been too complex. We did once merge Chap Door Run and Grand National, tough, that was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 It is what we called it, but Chap Door Run is a ridiculously literal name. It's like Kerby being called Hit Ball Kerb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 It is what we called it, but Chap Door Run is a ridiculously literal name. It's like Kerby being called Hit Ball Kerb. Hit Ball Crib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Chickenelly. Chap door run lol. Have I just been mocked? By G_Man?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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