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The company I work for has been bought over. Worries about redundancies and relocations are one thing, but just been notified that my previously snappy email address of

cardinalr@company.com

has changed to...

cardinal.richelieu@company-anothercompany.com

More than twice as long, it's impossible for people to remember (especially when I scream it in a girl's ear in a dark alley ) and reminiscent of an email address from 20 years ago.

FTFY

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What the f**k is wrong with rich teas!? Perfectly acceptable biscuit to have bawjaws!

The biscuit of choice for the discerning diabetic.

Back on topic...

My nail clipper is broke, do you think I should up her wages?

Grimbo

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I can't really decide if I want to have a single beer this evening with dinner. I've been behaving myself since Monday (no cigarettes for almost 72 hours now either), so feel like I deserve it, but I know it would feel like a bit of an anti-climax.

Might just leave it and have a few tomorrow.

FML.

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What the f**k is wrong with rich teas!? Perfectly acceptable biscuit to have bawjaws!

Sorry I missed your witty retort. Rich teas are shite, not fit for eating and bought by Sengas fir wee Sevcoigne to eat on the bus back from Farmfoods

,and occasionally shoplfted by Smackheads for they're flea ridden dugs.

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Sorry I missed your witty retort. Rich teas are shite, not fit for eating and bought by Sengas fir wee Sevcoigne to eat on the bus back from Farmfoods

,and occasionally shoplfted by Smackheads for they're flea ridden dugs.

^^digestive loyalist bigot imo!
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