Bold Rover Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 24 minutes ago, Rowan said: I witnessed someone cutting up chicken breasts with scissors at the weekend! Is there something wrong with that? Proper kitchen scissors? Being kitchen haunless, that's how I'd do them before chucking the pieces in the pan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 No, use a knife. Freak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Rowan said: No, use a knife. Freak. But I might cut my wee fingers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 I also use kitchen scissors for chicken, takes half the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The runny Scotch Eggs I bought from Marks and Spencers gastropub range weren't runny. I followed the cooking instructions to the letter but they overcooked leaving a solid yolk. I was mildly peeved at this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The chicken juices would get all caught in the scissors' fulcrum and what not. Nasty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 8 hours ago, Bold Rover said: But I might cut my wee fingers. Use your other hand for pissing then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I have to make a birthday cake and prepare some scotch pancake batter tomorrow and wrap some birthday presents. Fortunately my kid is a good wee cook so I can simply direct operations and get her to do it for me but it still seems so unfair when all I want to do is laze around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 6 hours ago, Cerberus said: The chicken juices would get all caught in the scissors' fulcrum and what not. Nasty. Dishwasher takes care of that, surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/former-everton-news-defender-johnny-heitinga-reveals-trauma-no-longer-afford-private-jet-a7572841.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Bold Rover said: Dishwasher takes care of that, surely? She can't be trusted though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 The play/pause/skip button on my iphone headphones has packed up. I'd put them in the washing machine to clean the cranberry sauce out of earphones and they'd been working fine too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 My wife's i-Pad stopped working and I had to fuck around with it for ages before I got it going again. She mainly uses it for the Kindle app and had to revert to an old Kindle without a backlit screen. And people complain about Ebola! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Receptionist in my work usually fills a rather large bowl with various chocolate and sweet stuff(Celebrations, mars miniatures, that kinda shite) once a week and leaves it on a filing cabinet near the coffee machine. This week I passed it while there was still stuff left. I grabbed a few things planning on leaving them in my top drawer for later in the week. I've just eaten the last of it and the bowl is already empty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I meant to bring a blanket to work but I forgot. Will have to sleep in the store room under some jackets instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Day off today and I keep fuckin losing at Overwatch. I know how they must've felt at the Somme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 There are 3 cubicles in my works toilet and only one of them gets 4G signal on my phone. I have actually postponed shite's to make sure I have signal that I can use to kill part of my day on the toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 27 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: There are 3 cubicles in my works toilet and only one of them gets 4G signal on my phone. I have actually postponed shite's to make sure I have signal that I can use to kill part of my day on the toilet. I get crappy internet signal at work but you can pick up a wifi hotspot in the toilet cubicle, my colleagues must think I have IBS or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Still, at least you remembered your laptop. His laptop is smarter than mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: His laptop is smarter than mine. So are his clothing choices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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