welshbairn Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 The selection of complimentary nuts in the bar I'm in, three small bowls with smoked, wasabi & BBQ- anyway there are a few less wasabi than the other two and wasabi are my favourites.I don't know how I'll survive. They'll all be soaked in pish from clarty c***s who don't wash their hands. Enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Jeezo Throbs even I thought that was a tad harsh, shite does this mean I have some standards? Grimbo ETA Still no seen THE pic? Now I feel awful about it all. Will send you the pic in time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 They'll all be soaked in pish from clarty c***s who don't wash their hands. Enjoy. Actually not, 3 individual dishes for each customer- no sharing. I've not taken into account that the barmaid may have pished in all the bags a few weeks ago though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Jumped quickly to my father in laws as me, the wife and the wee man were supposed to be going out for lunch. Came back out to this. Do you think it would be highly inappropriate to ask them to move their arse ? Bearing in mind one of the paramedics is a wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 This..... Couldn't find the problem neighbours thread, but dat view... prisoners would die for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Kennboy1978 said: Jumped quickly to my father in laws as me, the wife and the wee man were supposed to be going out for lunch. Came back out to this. Do you think it would be highly inappropriate to ask them to move their arse ? Bearing in mind one of the paramedics is a wid. I used to live beside some gobby cow who came out and started going mental at paramedics who were parked in front of her drive tending to an emergency as she was "going to be late for her work". Silly bint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 I usually use almond milk with my morning smoothie but i have bought coconut milk by mistake and it just doesn't taste right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 One b*****ding Mosquito kicking about the apartment in Barcelona. Trying to read but it keeps flying into my lug. When do these c***s die ?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 55 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: One b*****ding Mosquito kicking about the apartment in Barcelona. Trying to read but it keeps flying into my lug. When do these c***s die ?! After they've killed you with Malaria or Zika virus and drunk all the blood from your dead body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 One b*****ding Mosquito kicking about the apartment in Barcelona. Trying to read but it keeps flying into my lug. When do these c***s die ?! About 24 hours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 About 24 hours Ear wax seemed to have done the trick.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 My fried egg roll was so soft this morning the egg is all over my face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 My boiled egg wasn't soft enough for dipping. Day ruined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I complaIned to the boiler but there's no point going on about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 53 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Still the correct way to eat a fried egg. Stop yer whining I look like a hobo. Well a well fed 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 17 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: I complaIned to the boiler but there's no point going on about it. Is that a Bunny Boiler? Sorry! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, WILLIEA said: Is that a Bunny Boiler? Sorry! No rodents were harmed in the production of my breakfast. As far as I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Had a carpet professionally cleaned about 6 weeks ago. It turned out like brand new. Only problem is, it has all stretched and has gone all wrinkly and creased. Bet Aladdin never had that problem with his carpet.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 The Select button on my Sky remote is fucked, absolute pain in the arse trying to watch anything either on demand or recorded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 We got a new television box recently and the remote doesn't work on the volume. Fukc my life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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