Sweaty Morph Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Got fucking wankered and texted the ex begging her to take me back. Now I feel like a dick. Someone should confiscate my phone when I'm drinking. Been a lot of years since I experienced 'the fear', how's it working out for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Pretty shit. Think I need a nap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 totty scones Mods, plz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Mods, plz A potato is a totty? Cmon now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Haggis for breakfast? [emoji854] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 16 minutes ago, Wren Road said: Sausage, bacon, fried egg, scrambled egg, black pudding, 2 totty scones, beans, fried bread, soda scone (cheese optional), strong raw coffee. That's what winners have on matchdays( Sir Gavin of Gunning approved) Do you just spoon the coffee out the jar in to your gub? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Do you just spoon the coffee out the jar in to your gub? Jar? Freshly ground my man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just now, Wren Road said: Jar? Freshly ground my man Mais oui, a man of breeding and refinement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 The burd put my Mars bar in the freezer. The fucking thing is inedible now.There is so much hate in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Cerberus said: The burd put my Mars bar in the freezer. The fucking thing is inedible now. There is so much hate in the world. You might be in for quite a night. Have you heard of Marianne Faithfull? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 The burd put my Mars bar in the freezer. The fucking thing is inedible now.There is so much hate in the world. Wait until it's half defrosted and mash it up with ice cream. We shall overcome this horror 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Pissing around with my phone last night trying to fix a minor problem and it has now rearranged all my apps in alphabetical order. Disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Feeling Wraggy's pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 On 20/11/2016 at 13:48, The Naitch said: Tomatoes are alright if they're well cooked. The correct fry up combo, of course, is bacon, sausage, egg, tattie scone, hash brown, fried bread and black pudding. No wonder I'm a fat b*****d. Wetherspoons Scottish breakfast has Tattie Scone. Wetherspoon breakfast in rUK replaces tattie scone with hash brown. Hash browns are crap and a Wetherspoons breakfast in Scotland is far superior to rUK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 44 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: The above statement, plus haggis being awesome is why the "full english" is actually a pile of pish and Scotland does the superior cooked breakfast. By miles. You're absolutely right.Tattie scone and haggis automatically elevates our breakfast above all others. A decent hotel will also lay on a few decent malts (gratis) to help wash it down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 The computers at my work have been updated recently. Occasionally while working I get the progress bar coming up with the bar 3/4 filled but saying 100%. Never does the bar actually get to the end. This annoys me greatly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 After changing television suppliers my new remote wouldn't work on the volume. It's fixed now though and i can start piecing my life back together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Wetherspoons Scottish breakfast has Tattie Scone. Wetherspoon breakfast in rUK replaces tattie scone with hash brown. Hash browns are crap and a Wetherspoons breakfast in Scotland is far superior to rUK I do like hash browns but must agree, tattie scones are better. And haggis is excellent.Are there any Wetherspoons on the border where it would be possible to get all three?Also, do the Welsh have their own variant fry up or is it just the same as England's? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 36 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: I do like hash browns but must agree, tattie scones are better. And haggis is excellent. Are there any Wetherspoons on the border where it would be possible to get all three? Also, do the Welsh have their own variant fry up or is it just the same as England's? Fucking cockles! https://delishably.com/breakfast/full-welsh-breakfast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 47 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: I do like hash browns but must agree, tattie scones are better. And haggis is excellent. Are there any Wetherspoons on the border where it would be possible to get all three? Also, do the Welsh have their own variant fry up or is it just the same as England's? I would guess @welshbairn May be able to answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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