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Don't know if this has been done before ( apologies if it has).

I'll get the ball rolling

Out here in the fields

I fight for my meals

I get my back into my living

I don't need to fight

To prove I'm right

I don't need to be forgiven

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It was the biggest cock you've ever seen
But you've no idea where that cock has been

ETA: When I bought this album (Philophobia), the guy at the counter stopped me and said it had the best opening line of any album. I had no idea what he was on about as I hadn't heard any of the songs. I just assumed he was a mentalist...still do.

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Efficiency and progress is ours once more,

Now that we have the neutron bomb,

It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done.

-- or --

I pull my pud until it bleeds,

I masturbate on toilet seats,

Girls can't give me the satisfaction,

I f**k my fist to the rage of passion.

Edit: also...

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"Wash my cotton socks, I'm in the news."

Reward by the Alarm.

Wrong.

It's 'Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the news'.

Teardrop Explodes, not The Alarm (68 Guns was their biggie).

Two members of the band had left when it became a big hit - including co-writer Alan Gill - but Julian Cope invited both of them to come on TOTP to enjoy their biggest moment when it hit No.6; which considering how precious acts were back in the early 80s was a nice touch.

They were using the Rockfield studios same time as Echo & The Bunnymen and the Waterboys. I always think they all rubbed off on one another a bit.

Cue smart arse double entendre post from Zen Archer or Sgt Wilson about that last sentence any minute now...

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I killed a man, 'cause he killed my goat.

I put my hands around his throat.

He tried to reason with the sky and the clouds,

But it didn't matter, 'cause he can't hear a sound.

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The next major step is complete evisceration of the carcass.
To begin, make a cut from the solar plexus, the point between the breastbone and stomach, almost to the anus.


Be very careful not to cut into the intestines, as this will contaminate the surrounding area with bacteria and possibly feces (if this does happen, cleanse thoroughly).
A good way to avoid this is to use the knife inside the abdominal wall, blade facing toward you, and making cautious progress.
Make a cut around the anus, or "bung", and tie it off with twine.
This also prevents contamination, keeping the body from voiding any material left in the bowel.
With a saw, cut through the pubic bone, or "aitch".
The lower body is now completely open, and you can begin to pull the organ masses (large and small intestines, kidneys, liver, stomach) out and cut them away from the back wall of the body.

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To be serious though ;

Inaugural Trams by Super Furry Animals

I will design a town in the image of your face.

Round the wrinkles of your eyes my footsteps you can trace.

We could promenade down infra-nasel depression.

The streets of your hands will never feel a recession.

It's a secular day and it will be even better tomorrow.

It's the first day of the intergrated transport hub,

Let us celebrate this monumental progress.

We have reduced emmisions by 75%

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