Unleash The Nade Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Don't know if this has been done before ( apologies if it has). I'll get the ball rolling Out here in the fields I fight for my meals I get my back into my living I don't need to fight To prove I'm right I don't need to be forgiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 It was the biggest cock you've ever seenBut you've no idea where that cock has been ETA: When I bought this album (Philophobia), the guy at the counter stopped me and said it had the best opening line of any album. I had no idea what he was on about as I hadn't heard any of the songs. I just assumed he was a mentalist...still do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 For sale, dumb c***s same dumb questions all virgins listen, all virgins are liars honey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Cos Baby now we've got Bad BloodYou know it used to be mad love Yes that's Taylor Swift, and I'm taking the piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 "Wash my cotton socks, I'm in the news." Reward by the Alarm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 29, 2015 Author Share Posted May 29, 2015 "Wash my cotton socks, I'm in the news." Reward by the Alarm. Original by Teardrop Explodes I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 29, 2015 Author Share Posted May 29, 2015 "There is a thread on this already I think" Me. What songs that from ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Efficiency and progress is ours once more, Now that we have the neutron bomb, It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done. -- or -- I pull my pud until it bleeds, I masturbate on toilet seats, Girls can't give me the satisfaction, I f**k my fist to the rage of passion. Edit: also... IwannalockBettyCrockerinthekitchenandknockherupperduringsupperclutterupherbutterguttersaidaHostessDingDongwrappedaneggrollaroundmywongwhileDollyMadisonproceededtopingmypongyourMilkyWayisMnMinyourbritchesandItellyouBabyRuthitlooksmightydeliciouskeepblowingmygumcausehereIcomeImgonnagetyouallstickywithmyBubbleYum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Original by Teardrop Explodes I think Doh! That's who I meant, my heads deffo going ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 "Wash my cotton socks, I'm in the news." Reward by the Alarm. Wrong. It's 'Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the news'. Teardrop Explodes, not The Alarm (68 Guns was their biggie). Two members of the band had left when it became a big hit - including co-writer Alan Gill - but Julian Cope invited both of them to come on TOTP to enjoy their biggest moment when it hit No.6; which considering how precious acts were back in the early 80s was a nice touch. They were using the Rockfield studios same time as Echo & The Bunnymen and the Waterboys. I always think they all rubbed off on one another a bit. Cue smart arse double entendre post from Zen Archer or Sgt Wilson about that last sentence any minute now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 "Wash my cotton socks, I'm in the news." Reward by the Alarm. That's quite special, getting the words and band wrong.Unless The Alarm have a song about washing socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 What can I say. I'm special (needs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 What can I say. I'm special (needs) If it's any consolation, mik, I was going to post that line too. I would have got it right, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Let us be lovers We'll marry our fortunes together. I've got some real estate here in my bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Oh Comely,I will be with you when you lose your breath. Chasing the only meaningful memory you thought you thought you had left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al B Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I killed a man, 'cause he killed my goat. I put my hands around his throat. He tried to reason with the sky and the clouds, But it didn't matter, 'cause he can't hear a sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 The next major step is complete evisceration of the carcass.To begin, make a cut from the solar plexus, the point between the breastbone and stomach, almost to the anus. Be very careful not to cut into the intestines, as this will contaminate the surrounding area with bacteria and possibly feces (if this does happen, cleanse thoroughly).A good way to avoid this is to use the knife inside the abdominal wall, blade facing toward you, and making cautious progress.Make a cut around the anus, or "bung", and tie it off with twine.This also prevents contamination, keeping the body from voiding any material left in the bowel.With a saw, cut through the pubic bone, or "aitch".The lower body is now completely open, and you can begin to pull the organ masses (large and small intestines, kidneys, liver, stomach) out and cut them away from the back wall of the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantene proV Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Punctured bicycle... etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantene proV Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 To be serious though ; Inaugural Trams by Super Furry Animals I will design a town in the image of your face. Round the wrinkles of your eyes my footsteps you can trace. We could promenade down infra-nasel depression. The streets of your hands will never feel a recession. It's a secular day and it will be even better tomorrow. It's the first day of the intergrated transport hub, Let us celebrate this monumental progress. We have reduced emmisions by 75% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack I went out for a ride and I never went back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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