Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 I don't mean to mock you after the accident you just had but I just had a laugh thinking of you and the wife making a list of all the things you need replacing and egg slicer being on the list Edinburgh's a weird place Dude, don't be insensitive, they had to let the butler go, you can't expect aristocrats to master egg slicing without losing a digit, this is clearly the safest outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 DAB, when was the last time you ate it? It's fuckin great with a wee dab of broon sauce on it in a roll or even on toast (with sliced egg). Grimbo Ex was a vegetarian. She had it a fair bit. I gave it a taste once. The experience was genuinely upsetting for me. Quorn mince is actually alright though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 16, 2015 Author Share Posted June 16, 2015 Ex was a vegetarian. She had it a fair bit. I gave it a taste once. The experience was genuinely upsetting for me. Quorn mince is actually alright though. Quorn mince is mince, it's only any cop if you stick a sauce in it, with onions, olives etc., They do a porky steak, abso-fucking-lutely gorgeous pan fried in a wee bit of garlic mustard. With mash & peas. Might try a sliced egg with it too next time. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Aye no bother but we never owned an egg slicer before. You never read my review either, or you'd have known that! Grimbo 'telt' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 "Egg slicer from Livingston" sounds like a track off a Half Man Half Biscuit album. Egg slicer from Livingston West Lothian concrete surrounds A shopping centre of kitchen utensils, Egg slicer from Livingston And now I'm bound, To say I should have stuck to lentils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 16, 2015 Author Share Posted June 16, 2015 "Egg slicer from Livingston" sounds like a track off a Half Man Half Biscuit album. Egg slicer from Livingston West Lothian concrete surrounds A shopping centre of kitchen utensils, Egg slicer from Livingston And now I'm bound, To say I should have stuck to lentils. That's cracking Tam.You are a good egg. It's good to see you coming out of your shell. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Just grate your boiled eggs with a cheese grater then mix with mayo or salad cream. Happy to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Click reviews 1 of them is mine, can you guess which one is mine? Couldn't see one with 'Grimbo' written at the bottom, so I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I substitute the Mayo for salad cream so f**k you. Salad cream is appalling. An actual culinary disgrace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 We had to rent an egg slicer. We had saved up for months to get an egg slicer, before my sister in law ran off with the minodge. Last I heard she was living with a plasterer in Dalry. Fucking bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 We had saved up for months to get an egg slicer, before my sister in law ran off with the minodge. Last I heard she was living with a plasterer in Dalry. Fucking bitch. Living with a plasterer in Dalry? You just can't get any higher up the social ladder than that. She really landed on her feet there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 We had a catalogue with a picture of an egg slicer once. A man came and asked for it back when we didn't order anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Living with a plasterer in Dalry? You just can't get any higher up the social ladder than that. She really landed on her feet there. He's a quality tradesman tbf. Leaves the place immaculate so I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 did the master with the plaster ever artex in an airtex? And if you'd caught him at it would he have been mortar-fied? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I took the missus to Livvy to buy some new clothes n stuff, last week. We went in Pro Cook a shop for all things kitcheny. I dunno why but I got playing with an egg slicer & ended up buying it, Well they wanted my email address etc. so I put it in. I got an email asking me to review the slicer. So bored I did. http://m.procook.co.uk//product/procook-slicer-egg Click reviews 1 of them is mine, can you guess which one is mine? Any one else got an egg slice bent or other quirky kitchen utensil fetish? Grimbo f**k you and your egg slicer, grimbo. I clicked your link and read your review. Now, every time I log on, I get faced with a range of useless kitchen gadgets: Just get a fucking knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 17, 2015 Author Share Posted June 17, 2015 f**k you and your egg slicer, grimbo. I clicked your link and read your review. Now, every time I log on, I get faced with a range of useless kitchen gadgets: egg.JPG Just get a fucking knife Oh yeah I forgot to mention about the commission I'm on for the number of clicks etc. Thinking of trading in my points for an electric whisk, anyone ever had one of those & what can you do with it? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 The electric whisk is a bit passé these days Grimbo, I'm reliably informed that the kitchenaid mixer is derigeur in today's appliance filled kitchen. You'd get more commission too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 f**k you and your egg slicer, grimbo. I clicked your link and read your review. Now, every time I log on, I get faced with a range of useless kitchen gadgets: egg.JPG Just get a fucking knife Is that how the advertising on P&B works? Would explain why the top of my screen is adverts for Just Eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I love egg slicers, me. When I was a kid, I used to pretend I was playing a harp. Yeah, we were poor. Not that poor though, clearly. We had a fucking egg slicer. I use my harp as an Ostrich egg slicer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Right, who did this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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