pandarilla Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Brilliant night TRS, but if this c**t is invited to your next party I'm no going. #whodares I don't get invited to parties anymore. I'm the sad c**t standing in the garden looking in the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Looks like the cardinal's been coat bonny! No? I'd get my coat, but... but...it's not arrived yet because the Cardinal has scrimped on the P&P? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I don't get invited to parties anymore. I'm the sad c**t standing in the garden looking in the window masturbating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I don't get invited to parties anymore. I'm the sad c**t standing in the garden looking in the window masturbating. It very much depends on the nature of the party KB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Are these joined dates accurate? Mine says 2007 and I'd swear I'd never even heard of P&B until about 2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Let me follow up my failure to read the entire thread with a picture of the camouflage jacket I'm hawking. This joke was brought to you by the Internet c. 1997. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 TRS is a good egg, I enjoy most of his posting. That said, Club DOSS was probably the worst thing that has ever happened to this website. Awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 I invited the ladies, but I didn't think I needed to specify that they weren't supposed to bring their children with them. Did anyone get their hole? I think so. I can't name him for legal reasons but he was arrested this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Top notch refreshments as usual TRS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 It was like watching someone try and squeeze a balloon through a letter box. Horrific viewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 As soon as I invited myself along I knew that TRS would be a fellow bath bomb enthusiast. I have to say it was a bit embarrassing having random folk walking into the khazi when I was having a relaxing soak. Some interesting conversations though. Didn't realise that Grimbo was a closet Man Utd fan. Who knew? I just knew I should have kept my underpants on, hope you didn't take any pics of my tattoo'd wee red devil? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Fucking missed this, gutted. Congratulations, you are definitely not the worst poster on P&B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 Top notch refreshments as usual TRS. No problem, man. Any time. To be honest, I bought most of the refreshments with money I stole from my mum's purse. You should maybe thank her instead. It was like watching someone try and squeeze a balloon through a letter box. Horrific viewing. Pfft.. I'm not that well-endowed. Ach, shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 TRS is a good egg, I enjoy most of his posting. That said, Club DOSS was probably the worst thing that has ever happened to this website. Awful. I rather enjoyed my time in ClubDoss. They played a big part of the Fun Party's success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 On a unrelated note, I 'acquired' a microwave last night that for certain circumstances I am selling for £20 if anyone wants it. As I said it is unrelated to the events of last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Is anyone else reading this thinking it's absolutely fucking dreadful ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Is anyone else reading this thinking it's absolutely fucking dreadful ? Not hard to guess who didn't get an invite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Is anyone else reading this thinking it's absolutely fucking dreadful ?You know me, I try to see the good in everything. But as you say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Canny believe magee showed up Spooning water out the toilet by the end of the night, top class jakery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Canny believe magee showed up Spooning water out the toilet by the end of the night, top class jakery Ah so that's how I have lost my phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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