Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I was in a cubicle in the ladies' once at a wedding with a very noisy girl. We were not too fussed about who heard, until the unmistakable shoes and handbag of my (then) girlfriend appeared in the next cubicle. Satan has a whole wing in hell reserved for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Scumbag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I was in a cubicle in the ladies' once at a wedding with a very noisy girl. We were not too fussed about who heard, until the unmistakable shoes and handbag of my (then) girlfriend appeared in the next cubicle. Satan has a whole wing in hell reserved for me. Bet she didn't even offer to help you tame the beast. Women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggae boy Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Sorry I'll tell her to keep it down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Doesn't "Neighbours having sex next door" mean they're in yer hoose? The logic is that "My next door neighbours are having sex" and "My neighbours are having sex next door" are different. Edited August 10, 2015 by The_Kincardine -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 We went on a narrowboat holiday with a couple who lived next door to us a few years ago. When they went at it the boat was moving as if we were going over Niagara falls in a barrel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 We went on a narrowboat holiday with a couple who lived next door to us a few years ago. When they went at it the boat was moving as if we were going over Niagara falls in a barrel ????????????????nearly ruined my new phone reading that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Doesn't "Neighbours having sex next door" mean they're in yer hoose? The logic is that "My next door neighbours are having sex" and "My neighbours are having sex next door" are different. Are you on glue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) The Drunkcardine has started early. edit: Didn't notice the time he posted; but my insult still stands. Edited August 11, 2015 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 I was in a cubicle in the ladies' once at a wedding with a very noisy girl. We were not too fussed about who heard, until the unmistakable shoes and handbag of my (then) girlfriend appeared in the next cubicle. Satan has a whole wing in hell reserved for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emiliano ZaBankie Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Doesn't "Neighbours having sex next door" mean they're in yer hoose? The logic is that "My next door neighbours are having sex" and "My neighbours are having sex next door" are different. Yep or else they're two doors down in which case how loud must it be for their neighbours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, madness007 said: So, you like listening somebody having sex? Are you a pervert or something like this ? ^^^joined 14 hours ago. 2 posts about sex. Accusing others of being a pervert......hmmm ETA - on a thread that's not seen the light of day in over 4 years! Edited March 27, 2020 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, sjc said: ^^^joined 14 hours ago. 2 posts about sex. Accusing others of being a pervert......hmmm ETA - on a thread that's not seen the light of day in over 4 years! Still more recent than my last shag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 When I lived in Budapest, we had an apartment that had extra thin walls and our neighbour had a thing for the Bobby Moore's.At least a couple of nights a week their would creaking and banging and shouting and screams of exstacy. At times it sound like they were making a porno.It used to drive me mad through frustration of trying to get a goods night sleep prior to work and jealousy.One evening though I was going out and as I step out the flat a gas cooker is stepping out the elevator (a wid and no pics, this is about 20 years ago), at that the neighbour opens the door, standing in a pair of boxers and an open dressing gown. Not sure who was the most embarrassed at that moment.Didn't stop the dirty fucker though.The wife at the time used the go to a hairdressers close by. Regularly girls would come in to get the make touched up again and hair done. The hairdresser, matter of factly told her there was a place in the block that filmed pornos and in between filming the girls would come down to get fixed for the next shoot. The wife was horrified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Still more recent than my last shag Bummer, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Tight John McVeigh is a tit said: When I lived in Budapest, we had an apartment that had extra thin walls and our neighbour had a thing for the Bobby Moore's. At least a couple of nights a week their would creaking and banging and shouting and screams of exstacy. At times it sound like they were making a porno. It used to drive me mad through frustration of trying to get a goods night sleep prior to work and jealousy. One evening though I was going out and as I step out the flat a gas cooker is stepping out the elevator (a wid and no pics, this is about 20 years ago), at that the neighbour opens the door, standing in a pair of boxers and an open dressing gown. Not sure who was the most embarrassed at that moment. Didn't stop the dirty fucker though. The wife at the time used the go to a hairdressers close by. Regularly girls would come in to get the make touched up again and hair done. The hairdresser, matter of factly told her there was a place in the block that filmed pornos and in between filming the girls would come down to get fixed for the next shoot. The wife was horrified. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 7 hours ago, sjc said: Bummer, mate. Is that an option? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 It's great having sex at 67. Especially as I live at 65. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: It's great having sex at 67. Especially as I live at 65. ^^^^ Freddie Boswell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: It's great having sex at 67. Especially as I live at 65. You ever go for 69, just for a change? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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