Savage Henry Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The food in Starbucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 5 hours of vegetating on a sofa watching shite football and being constantly visually assaulted by betting adverts and that c**t Ray Winstone every time they can possibly cram them in. I'm not one for Sunday sessions either, work is bad enough on a Monday without a hangover. Ray Winstone is a professional cockney. That's his job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 BTTS coupons. Every saturday seems like an exciting way to watch Jeff and the boys. Never turns out that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 When I was a full time student and working 4 or 5 night a week they were a god send. A foul, un-nutritious, mucky god send. King Pot noodles were shit. Pol Pot noodles are murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 McDonalds. I can't stomach them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Pol Pot noodles are murder One of Morrisey's less well known albums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Michael Moffat. And big bags of wine gums. For the cinema, a big bag, rather than a wee packet of wine gums always disappoints me. They're a different shape and seem to be a slightly different texture. I never learn and always end up feeling a bit dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The beach. The beach should be great, but really, its just shite. Too...annoying. Screeching weans, warm beer, everything is always miles away and sand is just a fucking pest. Paintballing. Paintballing should be great fun, like a big fancy game of hide and seek, but instead, is filled with c***s who probably harm small animals and save for months to come spend aw their money playing pretend soldiers because they got rejected from the TA for being too thick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Michael Moffat. And big bags of wine gums. For the cinema, a big bag, rather than a wee packet of wine gums always disappoints me. They're a different shape and seem to be a slightly different texture. I never learn and always end up feeling a bit dirty. Same with bags of Fruit Gums. Fruit Gums are one of the all time great sweets, but in a bagged version they're the wrong shape and are therefore unacceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 You fools. Only boxes of sweeties are acceptable for the cinema. See Maltesers. And even then, only if sneaked in. A box of Maltesers would cost you about £20 in a cinema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 You fools. Only boxes of sweeties are acceptable for the cinema. See Maltesers. Harder to sneak boxes in though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Celtic. Rangers In what way are either of these meant to be good? Unless you're both mewling sycophants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Going on Jim will fix it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawner upper Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Donner Kebabs sober.....foul I cannot bring myself to eat even a morsel sober but if I am pissshed I devour it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 In what way are either of these meant to be good? Unless you're both mewling sycophantsDaily record said so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 In what way are either of these meant to be good? Unless you're both mewling sycophants Well, Celtic spent millions and millions on players whereas everyone else spent nothing, yet they still routinely lose to the diddies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Bum sex. I might try being the shagger rather than the shaggee next time though. You're obviously doing it wrong mate. It's only the first inch that hurts, once the other eight inches get past your piles it actually feels pretty good, like a prison bitch fantasy coming to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 And even then, only if sneaked in. A box of Maltesers would cost you about £20 in a cinema. Studios basically take the whole ticket price (usually 90%, sometimes 100%) leaving the cinema operators having to charge punters crazy prices for their sweeties to make enough money to pay staff and keep the place running. Blame the big six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Paintballing. Paintballing should be great fun, like a big fancy game of hide and seek, but instead, is filled with c***s who probably harm small animals and save for months to come spend aw their money playing pretend soldiers because they got rejected from the TA for being too thick. *applauds...standing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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