WaffenThinMint Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 The Moneysupermarket adverts. There has not been born yet the judge and jury who would convict those who dismembered every single fucker responsible for these. And that Flash advert with the singing dog & cuntfaced wifey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 On 16/03/2017 at 13:34, Joe Terrapin said: The Quorn advert where the olympian footballer or hockey player announces at the end 'better than me Dads'. The worst part about this one is the way she holds her fork. Her arm is at angle which no arm has ever been at when its owner is eating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 On 15/03/2017 at 15:06, WaffenThinMint said: Those Quik Quid adverts - the one where the shower isn't working & she tells her son "Ok, you'll have to smell today, but I'll get the repair man out" or whatever. So the boiler is on the blink as well & there's no hot water? Nor any electricity to boil a kettle? Or a gas ring to at least warm a pan of water to use for washing in the bathroom sink? Or failing all that, you are physically incapable of washing with water from the cold taps and manning the f**k up? Fucking modern parents producing a nation of mollycoddled thundercunts. Watch it again. He's getting the blame for breaking it, possibly by using the pilot light to smack up his mollies, as I believe the young people say. His mother's passive-aggressively telling him to go to school unwashed as punishment, as evidenced by the shocked look on his face. She's a modern-day hero, fighting the good fight against the bane of society - youngsters. Either that, or she's a moron who pays credit rates exponentially higher than the most expensive credit cards, and thinks their boiler is the magic source of all water. My version's more likely, surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 All of those loan company adverts but especially those aimed at people who've already been turned down. There's presumably a very good reason why that has happened but these sharks don't care. They'll happily remove your wife's fingernails if you dare to default on the repayments. And even worse, the ones that ask for a guarantor. "You'll repay if they don't." WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 On 18/03/2017 at 23:11, Miguel Sanchez said: The worst part about this one is the way she holds her fork. Her arm is at angle which no arm has ever been at when its owner is eating. Not noticed the fork hold, hope to never see it again. What bothers me is we have no barometer on how good a cook her dad is. He may struggle to boil an egg yet she is trying to make us eat vegetable matter engineered to look and taste like meat on the understanding that it tastes better than her dads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomCat Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 British Army. Enrol, its megabantz lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Vanquis Credit Card (a credit card for foolish folk with shite credit ratings who can't get credit anywhere else; yes, I had one once) ad with the Geordie knight. Truly awful. "Ah took...60 seconds!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 The Vodafone advert where the guy is trying to book tickets for his daughter's birthday. Phones as soon as tickets go on sale and then holds the line the whole day until he is napping at night. Has he never heard of the internet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Burger King's latest offer - a Long Texas BBQ with free fries for £1.99 Offer ends, according to the caption, 31/04/2017. Mark your calendars - if you can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Nationwide. Just watched an advert of a girl giving a mum a mother's day poem on behalf of her son. Lasted 2 long minutes. Awful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysouth Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Burger King's latest offer - a Long Texas BBQ with free fries for £1.99 Offer ends, according to the caption, 31/04/2017. Mark your calendars - if you can. I'm missing something here obviously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 20 minutes ago, happysouth said: I'm missing something here obviously? We'll tell you on 31st June. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysouth Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 We'll tell you on 31st June. I still don't get it. The post says 31/04/2017.Am I being thick? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 20 minutes ago, happysouth said: I still don't get it. The post says 31/04/2017. Am I being thick? Look at a calendar! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysouth Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Look at a calendar! Doh [emoji85] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeefc1783 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Vanquis Credit Card (a credit card for foolish folk with shite credit ratings who can't get credit anywhere else; yes, I had one once) ad with the Geordie knight. Truly awful. "Ah took...60 seconds!" Possibly the worst advert with the worst acting I have ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 On 26/03/2017 at 21:17, The Minertaur said: Nationwide. Just watched an advert of a girl giving a mum a mother's day poem on behalf of her son. Lasted 2 long minutes. Awful Nationwide's latest fad of overly earnest, heartfelt poems by wallopers is possibly the worst bank advert going. Worse than the Lloyds TSB cartoons with the whistling, worse than the Halifax destroying your favourite childhood cartoons. Appalling. My current bugbear is the Go Compare one in the plane. FANTASTIC SKIP! ENERGY! They've managed to make a Go Compare advert with a character who's more annoying than the Go Compare man. I'd be impressed if I wasn't so enraged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 52 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Nationwide's latest fad of overly earnest, heartfelt poems by wallopers is possibly the worst bank advert going. Worse than the Lloyds TSB cartoons with the whistling, worse than the Halifax destroying your favourite childhood cartoons. Appalling. My current bugbear is the Go Compare one in the plane. FANTASTIC SKIP! ENERGY! They've managed to make a Go Compare advert with a character who's more annoying than the Go Compare man. I'd be impressed if I wasn't so enraged. Not as annoying as the "FANTASTIC" cabbie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 The one where the woman phones her dad to tell him she's expecting triplets, but he doesn't give a toss because he's managed to get a cheap car hire. Also one along the same lines where the woman is joining one of those religious cults. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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