Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 The John Lewis Christmas advert where a small girl enables a lunar peadophile (the one Brass Eye shot out in to space) to spy on her. Ve haf Vays of dealing with lunar intruders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 IKEA advert, with bat, bird and robot. Someone needs a heavy kicking for that. Scratch that. Somecunt needs strung up wi piano wire for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyVanBasten3 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 That John Lewis advert is w**k, only reason the old guy is greetin is cause the bird singing absolutely murdered Half the world away.....true story 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 That John Lewis advert is w**k, only reason the old guy is greetin is cause the bird singing absolutely murdered Half the world away.....true story Not really sure that song is good enough to be 'murdered'. A terrible song by an atrocious band made slightly more bearable with this cover. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 It would be glorious if the old got the balloons and in the middle was a wee card reading 'PEADO c**t!' and a ticking bomb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmc Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 All xmas ads..,.every fecking one of them makes me want to stab my telly... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 That's a bit fucking harsh. It could at least say "Merry Christmas you PEADO c**t!" So you got my Christmas Card then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Vauxhall..... Stupid couple drive headlong into a tree then 2 seconds later they're all smiley and cuddly like its christmas morning when Vauxhall despatch an ambulance!! Some joker actually gets paid for this!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 I quite like the new Tesco adverts. Probably because I'm a dick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) I quite like the new Tesco adverts. Probably because I'm a dickThe advert with the young guy trying it on with that good looking wife is quite good.The new government exporting adverts are pretty pish. Edited November 9, 2015 by Waspy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigarette Smoking Man Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Any anti-smoking advert, especially the one's with weans. Just disgraceful lies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker_d Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Any anti-smoking advert, especially the one's with weans. Just disgraceful lies. I know someone who was in one of those. Her wee boy is giving it "Oh Mummy, please don't die. I' so glad you've stopped smoking". Meanwhile she was in the back garden having a fag while the crew were filming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigarette Smoking Man Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I know someone who was in one of those. Her wee boy is giving it "Oh Mummy, please don't die. I' so glad you've stopped smoking". Meanwhile she was in the back garden having a fag while the crew were filming. There was one recently where the mother smoked a fag outside and came back in the house, where there was a baby and they said it was killing the baby because the smoke lingers on her for hours after. f**k knows how anyone born before 2000 is still alive.They fail with the rest of their scare tactics so they've got to do the old think of the children cobblers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnito Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 That car advert where they tell the kid he can get an ice cream when they stop for petrol. The dad's smug smile near the end when they drive past the petrol station makes me want to break things. Hope the boy called childline on them when they got home. That's the one where he kicks the tyre when he gets out of the car. Hope the wee sh*te broke his foot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnito Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 G-Tech Air Ram I know where I'd like to ram that f*cking vacuum cleaner........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 The John Lewis Christmas advert where a small girl enables a lunar peadophile (the one Brass Eye shot out in to space) to spy on her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 On Saturday mornings I sometimes watch some of the Corrie omnibus on ITV2. Interesting adverts featuring the juxtaposition of Wonga-type loans featuring nice middle class people with a wee temporary cash flow problem, and those isn't-online-gambling-fun bingo type opportunities. I guess they know the ITV2 demographic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 (edited) The barclays "life skills" ones, load of c***s. This road safety one is also particularly shit, aye because your fucking banksy sheep wandering about really keep me focussed on the road ahead. Edited November 12, 2015 by gavin_3110 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I've already said this elsewhere. But Barclays are absolute c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 This guy doesn't blink. Freaks me the hell out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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