Scary Bear Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Nothing makes me feel more festive and warm inside than a black lad secretly giving some old shut-in some shopping. Thank you Co-op. Hope the auld c**t likes red bull, cheap cider and crisps. They could have went a bit more baws-out PC, though. They really haven't tried hard enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotSquid Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 The radio seems to be churning these out on a conveyer belt. There's one in particular that's horrendous for Lotto scratchcards, and it's a woman singing to cracker joke writers about how they're not funny, but they might win some money. Excruciating. You ve got no chance... Mr cracker joker wriiiiiter... Horrific.. Almost as bad as Mushroom Fried Rice. No one in the world has ever ordered mushroom fried rice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Tescos have been closed for over two hours now and they're still pumping out the shite adverts, you can't go back until Sunday ya p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 "Sign up the the dryathlon a month with one less sin, we're just not drinkin nothin, we're just not drinkiiiiiiiiiiin" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Vic smith beds It's so bad it's good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 That said, the lassie in the other advert...wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 That said, the lassie in the other advert...wid Not so keen on the white bubble perm, but yeah, I agree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 That's Clive from the hitman and her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 That Virgin Media advert with the Mother and kid that look like Mick Hucknall watching Paloma Faith on their iPad thinking its great. f**k off you pair of sun dodgers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 That Virgin Media advert with the Mother and kid that look like Mick Hucknall watching Paloma Faith on their iPad thinking its great. f**k off you pair of sun dodgers. That kid is one of the most sinister creatures I've ever seen. Genuinely terrifying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Is that the "girls are great!!!!!!!" one? I tune out when I hear Paloma Faith singing, it might be that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Is that the "girls are great!!!!!!!" one? I tune out when I hear Paloma Faith singing, it might be that one. Paloma Faith pops up in the ad winking at the demon child from an iPad, but the song is the saccharine "this girl is on FIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAHHHH" by Alicia Keys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 "It's Steph, she's cool" f**k off you little shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty the bullwee man Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 thomas cook advert i hate that dancing kid want the lifeguard to throw him and hold him down in the deep end 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 The one where the dog wants his owner to take off his trousers. Presumably so they can f**k. Deeply unsettling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 These new Nescafe ones are absolutely horrendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 The one where the dog wants his owner to take off his trousers. Presumably so they can f**k. Deeply unsettling What is the advert for, apart from bestiality? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Watching a film on one of the rubbish channels, there're repeated adverts for something called "Purple Bricks" - something to do with selling your house. Dearie me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 What is the advert for, apart from bestiality? Life insurance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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